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A man was standing in court explaining to the judge his grounds for divorce. " Your honor I wish to sue for divorce on the grounds that I live in a two story house." The judge questioned as to why living in a two story house was grounds for divorce. The man responded, "Well its simple, one story is I've got a headache and the other is its that time of month".
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Egg Nogg 02-04-2005, 05:07 AM
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