[Renesis]

Originally Posted by spi-ti-tout

Coool! What color?

actually i was pointing out how what you said before could make an excellent "thats what she said" joke

but i do have an old parakeet. its bluish i think. i dont know why its still living, the damned thing hasn't figured out that it has no real purpose or reason to live. just hurry up and die buddy.


i remember last year i was at some girl's house and she had this really old dog that was dying or something. it couldnt move, it just lay there and couldnt get up. everytime we talked the thing would suddenly puke up a lung or something. it sounded kind of liek... i dunno but it sounded hilarious.
so me and a couple of other guys were really nerved off on the inside. eventually someone asked out of nowhere why is it not dead. the girl just started crying and saying that he was like this for awhile and he was gonna get better real soon, mind you while she was crying and stroking the damned thign it was trying to bark or something. it was such a mess. so anyway the next day i hear from my girlfriend that the poor thing had died in the night...

i've never had such a good laugh in my life. i dunno why its so funny