[bballmikey105]

i can wipe all of you out! this is a great joke

a man is at work and calls his wife and a strange voice answers.

"hello?" says the strange voice

"who is this" says the man

"this is the maid" says the strange voice

"i dont have a maid" says the man

"i was hired today by your wife" says the maid

"let me talk to her" says the man

"shes in bed with a man who seems to be her boy friend" says the maid

the man thinks about this for awhile and finally answers

"get my gun in the closet and kill both of them, if you do it i'll give you 10,000 dollars"

the man then hears footsteps and two gunshots

"where should i put the bodies?" says the maid

"put them in the swimming pool" says the man

"you dont have a swimming pool" says the maid

"is this 831-9532?" says the man