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Focus Jokes!!
here's a list of Focus Jokes i made up.
How do you make a Focus accually reliable
shut off the engine.
what's the most read section of a Focus owners manuel?
"how to hitchike"
why is the country so far in debt?
the president drives a Focus
what should the Focus really be called?
the Ford fixus
I like my Focus, it's the best, drive 1 mile, walk the rest.
My Focus is not leaking oil, it's just marking it's territory.
why did the chicken cross the road?
To push his Focus back into the shop.
what's in the back of a Focus owners manuel?
a lifetime buspass.
why were sidewalks invented?
to give Focus owners a safe way to find a tow truck.
what do you call a Focus with a spoiler?
a pushmower.
Why did the Focus get a bad EPA rating?
because Tow Trucks just love gas.
how do you make a Focus go somewhere?
push it downhill.
what do you call 1 running Focus?
a mirage.
what do you call 2 running Focuses?
a miracle.
According to the Focus owners manuel, it you are approaching a pothole, you are to lock head between legs and repeat "our father who art in heavon"
what's the biggest part of the Focus?
the amout of money spent on repairs.
what's the second biggest part of a Focus?
the engine fire.
how do you make a Focus go a long distance without breaking down?
shove it off a cliff.
ad on if you want!
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