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Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

yes.

If it's not humour you're looking for we also do arguments. Wwe can offer you a 5 minute arguement, a 10 minute argument or even a whole course for only £10. We can combine it with in introductory 30 minute "being-hit-on-the-head lessons"

However we have to warn that we dont' consider contradiction as argument.
Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

if you just wait over by the gentleman with the lively blue parrot we'll get back to you shortly.......

as parodied greatly in Family Guy, in the episode where peter is indebted to the mob and gets says that the worst thing britain has is drive-by arguments.
cue in a man pulling up to someone and shouting 'i disagree' then driving off. pure genius.