[Matra et Alpine]

Originally Posted by Fumacher

hottttttttt
But what if ya had to choose between car n chick?

CAR !!

1. A car doesn’t mind when you look at other cars
2. A car doesn’t mind when you look at other women
3. A car doesn’t get jealous if you have more than one
4. If you leave your car, she won’t try to take your house
5. You don’t have to worry about your car leaving you for someone else
6. A car doesn’t care if you go out with your buddies all night
7. A car doesn’t care how much you drink or what time you come home
8. A car doesn’t get headaches, PMS or go through menopause and rarely says “Not now”
9. A car doesn’t expect flowers or an occasional meal out
10. A car doesn’t care if you ignore the dishes, the trash or the clutter in the garage
11. A car doesn’t care how you dress or whether you’ve recently shaved
12. A car doesn’t care if you fart in bed or scratch in public
13. A car doesn’t complain about the laundry, the vacuuming or the kids
14. A car doesn’t care what you watch on TV
15. A car doesn’t care if you read magazines about cars or women (or both)
16. You don’t need to remind your car how much you love her
17. To turn on a car, all you have to do is twist the key and give her some gas
18. A car can go all night long
19. A car is faster and eager to please you
20. A car won’t argue with you
21. A car won’t go out by herself and run up your credit cards
22. You don’t have to spend money on your car every time you go out
23. You can trade your old car for a newer model
24. You can make your old car look new again
25. You can make your old car perform better than new
26. You can talk about cars in mixed company
27. Your car will not get offended if you discuss her shortcomings
28. Your car will not talk about you or your shortcomings
29. You can admire your buddy’s car and he’ll take it as a compliment
30. You can ask your buddy if you could take out his car and he won’t be offended