My parents used to own a Rainbow Lorikeet which we called Knock (because it 'knocked' on our glass front door - in reality it was a stupid bird....).
My mother trained it so that when you walked past it's cage it would say 'Come Here'.
So you'd walk up to it....It would then squawk...
PISS OFF! 
As a current Braces Victim I was lucky because I didn't need any teeth removed. I had two front teeth removed as a child due to overcrowding....
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It is my solemn duty to inform you to please GTFO, and take your fail with you.
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