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Genuinely Dishonest Car - 1 Careful Owner , 13 Lunatics
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GENUINELY-DISH...QQcmdZViewItem
Classic 
My favourite .....
Quote:
Q: well mate i thought id seen it all i have now
A: Hi. Yeah, I thought I'd seen it all too. Then I realised I'd never seen a Jewish postman with leg calipers and a bag of poisoned bananas sitting atop an elephant with abandonment issues and a docked tail running blindly through a burning zoo at sunset on a Pancake Tuesday. See, just when you think you've got infinite possibility beat, you get bowled a googly.
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PS should help those struggling to grasp British humour as deployed by JC
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Understeer is hitting the wall with the front of the car
- Oversteer is hitting the wall with the rear of the car
- - Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
- - - Torque is how far you push wall
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