[Mustang]

1. A boy was walking down the street, a car pulled up beside
him and a gentleman ask him if he'd like a ride in his car,
the boy replied that his mother had told him never to get
into strange cars.

He carried on walking, a block down the car pulls up beside
him again, the gentleman asked him if he would like a sweet
and a ride home, again the boy says that his mother had told
him never to get into strange cars.

He carried on walking... faster now, but again the car pulls
up beside him, the gentleman offers him a full bag of sweets
and a ride home.. again the boy refuses.. and start to trot
down the road..

Not to be put off the gentleman again pulls up to the boy and
offers him $20 and a bag of sweets if he would get into the
car.

The boy says... "look dad... you bought the Volvo...
live with it!!"



2 Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the
horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at him and waited.

He said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."

He replied, "How did you know?"

She said, "Because you didn't say '---hole!" afterwards.