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Old 05-16-2004, 06:16 AM
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i don't get the volvo one..

but i got some.. hope you guys haven't seen it

One day a husband and his wife and his 70 years old father is driving acros the country to another city to visit their relative. The old man at the back is sleeping.

Just before they reach their destination, there is a bridge. By the bridge, there is a policeman with someone wearing formal suit beside him.

The policeman signal the husband to stop their car beside the road, so he did as told.

Winding down the window, the man in formal suit aproach and say to the driver:"Congratulation!! I'm the mayor of this city and you are the 10000th driver to drive through our newly constructed bridge! As a reward, you will be given $10,000 in cash. Tell me my good man, what do you plan to do with it?"

Stunned at first as the husband thought he was stopped by the police for speeding or something, he replied dumbly:"Errr.. sir.. you see, I always wanted my own driver licence. I never get to pass the test, maybe i can bribe them with the money i have now."

Shocked, his wife lean over and talk to the policeman:"Pardon me Mr. officer, please do not take my husband seriously, he had been drinking. He already had his licence, he always talk stupid when he is drunk!!"

Just then, the 70 years old granpa at the back woke up with all the noise. As soon as he open his eyes and saw the man in uniform, he shouted:"F**K!!! I told you we wont get far with a stolen car! Now look what have you done!"
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