[SilverArrowZ]

LOL backwards.. i got another one:

One day, an old man drive his Kancil(malaysian made 850cc 37bhp compact car in Diahatsu Mira turbo chasis) across the town, and all of a sudden the engine just died and won't start, as if the piston is jammed inside.

With no knowledge about cars, there is nothing he can do and poor guy don't even have a cell phone to call for help. So he have no choice but to try to stop other cars to help him. Since it is a highway, no one seems to care and just drive pass, and the old guy try all the way he can to stop cars(including showing his skinny furry leg just kiddin).

Just when he is about to give up, a scarlet colored car pull across and stop. Out came a youngster, the proud owner of the Ferrari. Trying to be helpful, he ask:"Hey old man, what happen? Need any help?" The old man reply:"Yeah, my kancil just broke down and i know nothing about fixing cars. Can you help me? I'll be greatful". Ofcourse the young man with a V10 Ferrari know nothing about 850cc 3 cylinder engine, and his cellphone just ran out of juice.

Not wanting to leave the old guy out there, he say:"You know, I could drag your car with mine to the closest garage, if you won't mind."(warning: Dont try this at home, Ferrari is not recommended to tow other cars). So the old man agrees but he knew the youngster will gonna drive very fast, so he told him:"Well, if you drive too fast for me, i'll toot my horn at you and blink my headlights at you too, so you will know to slow down." The young man agrees.

So they attach the two cars with a rope and off they go. The youngster start off slow, but getting used to drive fast, he get faster and faster. Realize that he is getting faster, the old man toot the horn and blink the lights at him. So the youngster slow down abit. (Now imagine the scenario is happening for sometime)

Just then a Lancer Evo pull up beside the Ferrari and blow his engine good, clearly looking for some action. Ofcouse the youngster do not want to loose out to a Lancer Evo(who would want to loose out to a 280ponies while you have 400++horsie). Off they go and race, forgeting that the oldman's Kancil is still behind. Seeing the Ferrari is getting faster and faster, the oldman keep on tooting the horn and flash the lights, but the youngster do not want to stop.

Just then a trafic police at the roadside with a speedgun on his and saw all the action, so he radio his buddy at the next section of the highway:"3 cars doing 150miles, suspect to be racing illegally, its a Ferrari, an Evo and a Kancil. And holy sh*t, you'll never going to believe me! The kancil is tooting and flashing the Ferrari so he can overtake him!!"

Somehow i don't think those who do not know anything about Kancil or Mira will find this funny.