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F1 in Race Scandal

There was widespread outrage throughout the paddock today as it was suggested that maybe F1 ought to be involved in some sort of event whereby skilled drivers piloted specially designed high-performance cars around circuits, in order to determine some sort of ranking based on results, with the top driver at the end of the year winning some sort of prize.

The FIA quickly dismissed the notion, insisting that this was a nonsense, and anyone continuing to speak of this meth-induced hallucination would find themselves at the mercy of their lawyers.

Back to the true spirit of the sport: political in-fighting!

Race row hits the pits

Originally Posted by The Daily Racist

"Spain's top motor racing official was placed under investigation last night on suspicion of making racist remarks about the massive backing for Formula One pacesetter Lewis Hamilton.

Carlos Gracia claimed that: "It is ironic that the racists in England are having to rely on a coloured driver."

Obviously he's just misunderstood, mistaking the term "racist" for "race fan".

Or something like that.

Originally Posted by The Daily Racist

Last night the FIA responded, saying: "We have noted the recent press comments attributed to the President of the Spanish Motor Sport Authority and we have received his assurance that such comments have been inaccurately reported.

"The prohibition of racial, political religious discrimination is fundamental to the FIA's role as the governing body of international motor sport. No compromise or violation of this prohibition will ever be acceptable."

Said the FIA, before slandering any number of people in the sport who don't agree with Max Mosley...

Who do they take us for, "certified halfwits"?

Alonso Winds Neck In

After weeks of incessant blathering about how "un-equal" things are at "really-equal" McLaren, Alonso seems to have come over all sensible.

He now apparently thinks things are "really-equal" at McLaren, and they are a great bunch of lads, and the FIA observer is now totally unnecessary, honest.

Could this be anything to do with being told by Mercedes bosses that he "is no longer a suitable representative of their company", and being shown the door?

Who would of guessed that a constant barrage of disparaging remarks about your team would upset fans, sponsors and employers alike? What a crazy world we live in!