Where can I buy a Ferrari Bikini?

[LisaS]

Hi...

Do anyone know where I can buy a Ferrari Bikini? :D

[KELSA]

oh god, i can see where this is going

[clutch-monkey]

oh god, i can see where this is going
haven't seen you around here in awhile :)
Lisa you could make your own.

[henk4]

try here

http://www.ferraricluboflasvegas.com/2005calendar/

[KELSA]

haven't seen you around here in awhile :)
Lisa you could make your own.

hey dude, just got back to AUS. Having an exteremly busy year.

I saw the photos of your family's GT3, Congrats on it, its an amazing car. One of my mate brought a sports exhaust system just built for the 996 GT3, sounds amazing, adds bit of hps, i'll find out the exact brand and model, send to your PM in the next few days.

To LisaS, i wouldn't ask questions like that in a sexually "frustrated" hetrosexual male automotive forum :D that's just my 2 cents worth.

[clutch-monkey]

hey dude, just got back to AUS. Having an exteremly busy year.

I saw the photos of your family's GT3, Congrats on it, its an amazing car. One of my mate brought a sports exhaust system just built for the 996 GT3, sounds amazing, adds bit of hps, i'll find out the exact brand and model, send to your PM in the next few days.
sweet :) thanks
where've you been jetting around? :D hope you got some leisure time lol, uni forced me to miss a trip to Vietnam (and acquiring my body armour :()

[henk4]

To LisaS, i wouldn't ask questions like that in a sexually "frustrated" hetrosexual male automotive forum :D that's just my 2 cents worth.

who knows how many of those individuals as described above, may have already presented their gfs with such a device?:)

[KELSA]

sweet :) thanks
where've you been jetting around? :D hope you got some leisure time lol, uni forced me to miss a trip to Vietnam (and acquiring my body armour :()

Mainly Asia, Japan for 3 weeks, Ho-chi Ming for 4 days, mainly stayed in China, Shanghai. You should go to vietnam, nothing like it. BB guns everywhere, even more than China.

[whiteballz]

hmm, if you find one let me know, its rounding up to summer, and my GF does have a nice body :D

[KELSA]

so that's 2 on order. any more?

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

who knows how many of those individuals as described above, may have already presented their gfs with such a device?:)
Haha, my girl doesn't wear underwear if I'm involved... ;)

[henk4]

Haha, my girl doesn't wear underwear if I'm involved... ;)

I think you and I know that a bikini is intended for outdoor and public operations:)

[DesmoRob]

The best I could do is find the bottoms. Doesn't look that great though.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ferrari-Bikini-Panties-One-Size-Fits-All_W0QQitemZ8791640937QQihZ005QQcategoryZ2876QQss PageNameZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[MrKipling]

The question shouldn't be 'where can I get one?', rather, 'why would anyone want one?'

[henk4]

The question shouldn't be 'where can I get one?', rather, 'why would anyone want one?'

why not? I suppose you personally would not need it, but think of others...

[CAS]

why not? I suppose you personally would not need it, but think of others...
I'm quite sure he would look great in it!

[drakkie]

Hi...

Do anyone know where I can buy a Ferrari Bikini? :D

Maybe yo can try www.ferraristore.com

Offcourse our help requires some photographic proof that you found it :D

[MrKipling]

Jeezus, the thought of me in a Bikini makes ME shudder!

I'm not a fan of Ferrari merchandising in general - I think it demystifies the brand somewhat - not that I am a brand snob ar anything, I just think the X-factor Ferrari has is weakened by Mondeo drivers wearing Ferrari T-Shirts or girls using a Prancing horse to cover their fannies. Having sai that, if there's oine bit of merchandising that would fit in with the Ferrari of old... it would be a bikini.

[amenasce]

I have never seen one. Be sure to post pics once you get a hold of one , just to check if its as aerodynamic as the rest of the Ferrari range....

[LisaS]

Hehe...

I'll look around some more...

And you'll get some photographic proof if I find one.... :D

[CAS]

Hehe...

I'll look around some more...

And you'll get some photographic proof if I find one.... :D
And if you don't find one, I'm sure there is an adult section on this site... (for proof you didn't)

[aNOBLEman]

You guys are horny bastards.

[Jakg]

You guys are horny bastards.and? we just want something for the hideout? :rolleyes:

[magracer]

This didn't turn half as bad as I thought it would... well done guys!

[Matt]

and? we just want something for the hideout? :rolleyes:

Keep in mind whose name is on the hideout and good luck with that being a featured thread...;)

[twinspark]

Keep in mind whose name is on the hideout and good luck with that being a featured thread...;) And you're sure Jakg wasn't talking about MrKipling? ;)

[cmcpokey]

thats just like you matt to kill all the fun

[LisaS]

And if you don't find one, I'm sure there is an adult section on this site... (for proof you didn't)

Sure.... :p

:D

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Sure.... :p

:D
There is. It's my Private Message inbox. :D

[LisaS]

There is. It's my Private Message inbox. :D

Nice....
Then you'll probably get some photos there soon because I can't find it.

:p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Nice....
Then you'll probably get some photos there soon because I can't find it.

:p
Now I know why I joined this forum!

:D

(The favour shall be returned, however, you may be blinded by my sheer sexiness. Promise...;))

[2ndclasscitizen]

(The favour shall be returned, however, you may be blinded by my sheer sexiness. Promise...;))
Or could the blinding coming from the standard English tan?

And Lisa, that PM better come this way as well!

[LisaS]

Now I know why I joined this forum!

:D

(The favour shall be returned, however, you may be blinded by my sheer sexiness. Promise...;))

:D

Now you know why I joined this forum ;)

Can't say I got that much help from you guys...
Wonder why... :p

[QuattroMan]

try "the wynn";)

[acemotorsport]

Or could the blinding coming from the standard English tan?

And Lisa, that PM better come this way as well!

yeah same here

[john14]

Originally Posted by KELSA
To LisaS, i wouldn't ask questions like that in a sexually "frustrated" hetrosexual male automotive forum that's just my 2 cents worth.

^ Exactly.... 100% correct. :D

Originally Posted by LisaS
Hi...

Do anyone know where I can buy a Ferrari Bikini?

Lisa, you will cause a few heart attacks if you post any pictures of you wearing a bikini. :D

[kingofthering]

Now I know why I joined this forum!

:D

(The favour shall be returned, however, you may be blinded by my sheer sexiness. Promise...;))
oh dear god. VOMITS in a bucket. Is it over yet? I think this is what the bible said about armageddon.

[Rockefella]

Omg A Girl!!

[LisaS]

:p

You guys always make me smile... :D

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

This is what we're here for... ;)

And ignore the imposters. It is my and only my inbox that is the adult section.

I would forward you the video that 'my porsche' sent me, but I think you'd be disgusted. :p

[MrKipling]

Wow, the prospect of a me in a bikini sure has got the gentlemen of this forum into a twist... look, if you really want to see pics of me in scanty lycra I'll send them to all your inboxes. But I won't take responsibility for the retna-melting consequences....

Ohh, Lisa in a bikini - that makes far less... no wait, more sense! ;)

[LisaS]

This is what we're here for... ;)

And ignore the imposters. It is my and only my inbox that is the adult section.

I would forward you the video that 'my porsche' sent me, but I think you'd be disgusted. :p

:D

You think... You don't know ;)

[MrKipling]

:D

You think... You don't know ;)

Oh for goodness sake! You're going to kill the poor bloke.

[LisaS]

Oh for goodness sake! You're going to kill the poor bloke.

ha ha... :p

[whiteballz]

keep going then! were almost rid of him!!

























:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[KELSA]

refer to the 2nd post of this thread.

this forum is going mad...

[KELSA]

just getting back to the topic, i think if anyone wants a Ferrari Bikini at this stage, it's got to be custom made (without actually being lisenced by Ferrari)

[whiteballz]

GOING? i thought you knew this site well enough to realise it IS mad!

[MrKipling]

Why get back to the topic when there's the prospect of boobs on this forum?! :D

[henk4]

Why get back to the topic when there's the prospect of boobs on this forum?! :D

I can advise you take a subscription to Big Twins, a periodical, which as a mororing journalist you will surely have heard about.

[MrKipling]

I can advise you take a subscription to Big Twins, a periodical, which as a mororing journalist you will surely have heard about.

Heh heh heh

[LisaS]

just getting back to the topic, i think if anyone wants a Ferrari Bikini at this stage, it's got to be custom made (without actually being lisenced by Ferrari)

It probably does...

[whiteballz]

because if the topic isnt reached back to within 10 minutes i will be forced to show you all my chest!

[MrKipling]

Quick QUICK - get back off the topic. I wanna see some MAN NIPPLE! :rolleyes:

[KELSA]

GOING? i thought you knew this site well enough to realise it IS mad!

You're right, how silly of me... :confused: :D

[LisaS]

he he... if anyone wants to show me their chest they can PM me :p

[KELSA]

Quick QUICK - get back off the topic. I wanna see some MAN NIPPLE! :rolleyes:

coming out of the closet i see..

[Sauc3]

because if the topic isnt reached back to within 10 minutes i will be forced to show you all my chest!
AAggh alright alright.

[whiteballz]

THATS a bikini i would wear to my year 12 formal

[KELSA]

i'll give you a ride to your formal if you wear that bikini to your formal

[whiteballz]

what kind of car?

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

he he... if anyone wants to show me their chest they can PM me :p
Consider it done ;)

[LisaS]

he he :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5110/546354755l3oc.jpg

[whiteballz]

KELSA? what car? is it worth my while?

[KELSA]

what kind of car?

good question, if you have two really hot chick friends coming along, i'll take the eleanor out for a spin.

or else, i know a friend of mine that's selling a $400 collora, that'd be perfect for the occasion.

[MrKipling]

RS6 - that's genius. Genuine LOL - in my office - cheers for that!

[LisaS]

KELSA? what car? is it worth my while?

I can drive you.....

[KELSA]

ooo.. a man in bikini in a red ferrari driven by a blonde....

god i gotta take a picture of this.

[LisaS]

ha ha... that would be funny :p

[whiteballz]

lol... elanore does sound very nice actually... got pics? :P

[henk4]

ha ha... that would be funny :p

you'll be pretty safe in Norway, as none of the hotshots could afford to even buy you a beer there.

[LisaS]

you'll be pretty safe in Norway, as none of the hotshots could afford to even buy you a beer there.

hehe... :p then it's on me ;)

[henk4]

hehe... :p then it's on me ;)
eager scandinavians...

[charged]

Geez, 10 people veiwing this thread, I rekon Lisa and her Bikini search has created plenty of attention on this mainly male forum

[LisaS]

eager scandinavians...

nice scandinavians.... :p

[whiteballz]

soon to be drunk scaninavians :D

[twinspark]

nice scandinavians.... :p Precisely :p

none of the hotshots could afford to even buy you a beer there. So beer's cheaper in the UK or Australia then? [goes to pack...]

[Matt]

My needs and requests just get ignored. :(



:D

[whiteballz]

come to the land down under! if you come i promise to shout your rounds!

[KELSA]

lol... elanore does sound very nice actually... got pics? :P

there should be photos on the forum.

but here it is

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/berseeker/eleanor3.jpg

[Sauc3]

My needs and requests just get ignored. :(



:D
Hey I would've got you a beer but SOMEONE won't go to PB! :D

[KELSA]

Precisely :p

So beer's cheaper in the UK or Australia then? [goes to pack...]

depends on what beer you drink.

[charged]

depends on what beer you drink.

I drink Pure Blonde, just like Lisa S;)

[henk4]

I drink Pure Blonde, just like Lisa S;)

Hoegaarden of Wijkse Witte?

[KELSA]

I drink Pure Blonde, just like Lisa S;)

Oh you mean VB

[MrKipling]

Hoegaarden is properly nice beer - unfortunately it costs about £4 a pint in England, so I don't drink it too often!

[LisaS]

he he :p
Are you thinking about the prices in the stores or at the bar?
A lot of people here gets drunk before they go out (because they
can't afford that many beer out).
The prices in the bar could be tripple of what you pay in the stores.
And the cheapest thing to buy would be beer.

[henk4]

Hoegaarden is properly nice beer - unfortunately it costs about £4 a pint in England, so I don't drink it too often!

it would be probably twice the amount in Norway...

[henk4]

he he :p
Are you thinking about the prices in the stores or at the bar?
A lot of people here gets drunk before they go out (because they
can't afford that many beer out).
The prices in the bar could be tripple of what you pay in the stores.
And the cheapest thing to buy would be beer.

do you prefer to be taken out to a shop or to a bar?

[MrKipling]

it would be probably twice the amount in Norway...

Surely not?! Is it that expensive?!

[LisaS]

hehe.... of course to the bar :p
But... ahh... never mind :p

[whiteballz]

i prefer to get taken to a race track, however my gal isnt one to surprise me that way. :D

[LisaS]

Surely not?! Is it that expensive?!

hmm... maybe £6 here... not all that into beer prices...
It's the cheapest, but.... I don't really like it that much :p

[twinspark]

I would have thought the other way, but apparently beer's cheap here. About £3 for a beer in bar, but that's only a 0.4 liter one. Most bars don't sell pints but probably one would cost about three and a half pounds.

Edit: and in stores you get 24 x 0.33l for 16 euro (£11) at best.

[MrKipling]

You'd never guess this was a forum full of blokes would you? We've been distracted from talk of a (very) pretty Norwegian bird in a bikini by the price of Beer in different EU countries! How sad is that?!

[CAS]

There is. It's my Private Message inbox. :D
I know I shoulded used that joke immediatly...

[LisaS]

That's sad.....

[LisaS]

he he...

[twinspark]

You'd never guess this was a forum full of blokes would you? We've been distracted from talk of a (very) pretty Norwegian bird in a bikini by the price of Beer in different EU countries! How sad is that?! Or maybe it's everything but sad that we were able to do something like it?

[MrKipling]

Or maybe it's everything but sad that we were able to do something like it?

Good point.

[LisaS]

I still haven't found any Ferrari-bikini... so... you guys might get a photo of me in another bikini... will see :p

[charged]

Oh you mean VB:confused:

If the wife buys the beer Pure Blonde (Low Carbs,less sugar etc), if Im buying its either Coopers Pale or Sparkling Ale, Ive tried all the beers but Coopers keeps calling me back;)

[Jakg]

I still haven't found any Ferrari-bikini... so... you guys might get a photo of me in another bikini... will see :pits all good :cool:

[Jack_Bauer]

I still haven't found any Ferrari-bikini... so... you guys might get a photo of me in another bikini... will see :p
I have an idea...

Buy a plain red bikini, buy a Ferrari Polo shirt or something similar, pull the badge off the Ferrari shirt and glue it to the red bikini. Et voila! Your very own homemade Ferrari bikini.

Or alternatively buy one plain red bikini, buy one set of Crayola crayons and draw your own Ferrari logo on. Hey presto, your own budget style homemade Ferrari bikini. :p

[CAS]

I photopainted one myself!

http://i6.tinypic.com/2469deh.jpg

Give me a scissor, a red bikini, a ferrari and I'll make you one!

2nd time I'm to late with a stupid joke...

[LisaS]

he he... good one... I'll do that ;)

[CAS]

he he... good one... I'll do that ;)
I shall make a list of Ferrari's that are good enough.

1: F40
2: F355 (F1 or manual)
3: 212
4: 456 GT
5: 612 (but I prefer the 456 ;))

[acemotorsport]

I have an idea...

Buy a plain red bikini, buy a Ferrari Polo shirt or something similar, pull the badge off the Ferrari shirt and glue it to the red bikini. Et voila! Your very own homemade Ferrari bikini.

Or alternatively buy one plain red bikini, buy one set of Crayola crayons and draw your own Ferrari logo on. Hey presto, your own budget style homemade Ferrari bikini. :p

your a cheep 'o' the biggest one here

[henk4]

I shall make a list of Ferrari's that are good enough.

1: F40
2: F355 (F1 or manual)
3: 212
4: 456 GT
5: 612 (but I prefer the 456 ;))

the only fitting cars here would be the Zagato Double Bubble 250 GTs.

[acemotorsport]

your forgeting a 360 spider rolling on 22's (i like the 360s better)

[MrKipling]

Simply for suggesting that a 360 should have 22s, you should have your user name revoked... ;)

[CAS]

the only fitting cars here would be the Zagato Double Bubble 250 GTs.
How much of those (http://www.ferrariownersclub.co.uk/happenings/2003/february/marcel2/0515-gt-(2).jpg) were made? I know they made a lot of 250's, but never heard of this one though.

your forgeting a 360 spider rolling on 22's (i like the 360s better)
I really dislike the 360.

[henk4]

How much of those (http://www.ferrariownersclub.co.uk/happenings/2003/february/marcel2/0515-gt-(2).jpg) were made? I know they made a lot of 250's, but never heard of this one though.


I really dislike the 360.

only five

[CAS]

only five
That's actually a lot if you look at how many one-off cars he build those years.

[henk4]

That's actually a lot if you look at how many one-off cars he build those years.

he made many other double bubble models though.

[F1_Master]

My goodness, I thought some of you were married men.:p

[6speed]

Bah someone deleted my post. All I can say is good luck with the Ferrari Bikini.

Try Billabong, they do custom Bikini's sometimes.

[LisaS]

I'll try... In the look for the perfect Ferrari bikini, or any Ferrari bikini :p I have found a lot of other Bikini's I want :p

[LisaS]

Or... in the search.... :p

[6speed]

I'll try... In the look for the perfect Ferrari bikini, or any Ferrari bikini :p I have found a lot of other Bikini's I want :p

Actually. Send me an email of what you want. stevenneill504@hotmail.com

Seriously.

I work at a Surfshop and we do custom clothing.

www.schoolbussurfshop.com

I'll make one for you and send it to you with no fee for shipping. :)

I'll even design it for you if you want. :D I'm not a perv, I'm actually serious lol.

[LisaS]

I was thinking something like this... maybe... I don't really know :p

[Dino Scuderia]

Works for me.

[adamfraser]

Works for me.

Anything in a Bikini and knickers works for you ;)

[Rockefella]

Just buy 4 Scuderia Shields and glue them to your private sectors.

[LisaS]

:D :D

Maybe I should do that :p

[Dino Scuderia]

Happy little cavallinos.

[pAinTrAin]

And Lisa, that PM better come this way as well!

I 2nd that:D

[LisaS]

Maybe I should PM all of you?? :p

[Jakg]

Maybe I should PM all of you?? :pworks for me!

[whiteballz]

Jakg your too young :P leave this thread! :D

[pAinTrAin]

Maybe I should PM all of you?? :p


Yes you should:D :p

[LisaS]

he he :p

[2ndclasscitizen]

Beer + Bikinis (not on Pommy blokes) + hot Norwegians = BEST THREAD EVER!

[LisaS]

Nice to hear ;) What do I get for that? :p

[2ndclasscitizen]

A beer

[Equinox]

an expensive beer! (if there is such a thing)

this must be one the most popular threads ever created.

[acemotorsport]

yeah its only been 2 days and its on the 10th page

[F1_Master]

Jakg your too young :P leave this thread! :D
ROFL,Jakg got owned.

Lisa, you're proving once again, these guys go nuts when there's a woman on the boards.

[acemotorsport]

show us you t.....ie

[KELSA]

how many virgins there are on this forum?

may be people need to get laid more often....

[Equinox]

how many virgins there are on this forum?

may be people need to get laid more often....
ouch... now i feel alone:(

[acemotorsport]

how many virgins there are on this forum?

may be people need to get laid more often....
do you want to do it?

[Rockefella]

You guys are pathetic.

[Gtek-i]

Hey! A chick! I think one of the mods were talking about them hiding:p

And...go to Rome and go to the Ferrari store...where baby strollers are $2500 CAD...

[clutch-monkey]

damn i leave for two days and this thread just blows up in size
i'll never get back the time i wasted reading this shit :p
Mainly Asia, Japan for 3 weeks, Ho-chi Ming for 4 days, mainly stayed in China, Shanghai. You should go to vietnam, nothing like it. BB guns everywhere, even more than China.
apparently i have to get the body armour 'fitted' so i'm going ther ein february. can't wait.

[F1_Master]

You guys are pathetic.
My thoughts exactly Rock. Seriously, what happened to those threads about getting married?

[twinspark]

Seriously, what happened to those threads about getting married? They made some of the users jealous and behaviour seen in this thread is the result? :rolleyes:

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

They made some of the users jealous and behaviour seen in this thread is the result? :rolleyes:
Haha. Why are you guys jealous?

Lisa's lovely to talk to :)

[redlightrunner]

Go get a cold shower like your chum suggested you randy little boy....

:p

Like bloody 12 year old lol

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Go get a cold shower like your chum suggested you randy little boy....

:p

Like bloody 12 year old lol
I've just had a warm one. :p

And I'm 17, FYI :p

[MrKipling]

Ok, Randy little bastard then... suit you better? :D

[acemotorsport]

i want a shower now

[LisaS]

I want a shower too ;)

[acemotorsport]

yay..

[LisaS]

or a bubble bath....

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

or a bubble bath....
I can make the bubbles? :D

[redlightrunner]

Im sorry to tell you this but floaters dont fizz in water like i've been telling you for all this time....:rolleyes:

[2ndclasscitizen]

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=206558&stc=1&d=1155301570

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Best. Ownage. Ever.

[acemotorsport]

same here

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=206558&stc=1&d=1155301570
Oh, trust me, it's in PMs and MSN that it gets interesting... :D

[clutch-monkey]

Best. Ownage. Ever.
you're here to lock this thread, right :D

[acemotorsport]

[saying it slowly] oh my god [/slowness] i want in

[acemotorsport]

you're here to lock this thread, right :D
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

[saying it slowly] oh my god [/slowness] i want in
For not believing in me... no. :D

[IBrake4Rainbows]

I'm a BoJ member remember....I'm just here for the popcorn.

[acemotorsport]

oh thanks for wrecking the fun

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a345/S65-AMG/2024457067424702560a986.jpg

[Jakg]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a345/S65-AMG/2024457067424702560a986.jpgDave? Is Dave there?oh thanks for wrecking the fun:confused:

[LisaS]

Is this the time to tell you guys that I'm really a guy?
Just kidding... :p

But... I'm going out now, so I'll be back later...
Surprise me ;) with something good....

[clutch-monkey]

I'm really a guy?
yeah, me too.

[acemotorsport]

Is this the time to tell you guys that I'm really a guy?


nooooooooooooooooooooo

[LisaS]

I'm a giiiiirl ;)

[acemotorsport]

i want proof

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Methinks this is entirely disrespectful to our lady companion and is probably the reason she is in the minority of forum users.

show some respect, gentlemen.

[clutch-monkey]

i want proof
she already posted proof.
looooock iiiiiit IB4RRRRRRRRR

[LisaS]

okey :p

[acemotorsport]

she already posted proof.
looooock iiiiiit IB4RRRRRRRRR
where?

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

where?
My PM inbox!

And in the Member's Pictures Thread, in Multimedia.

You horny bugger.

[LisaS]

what's the problem clutch monkey?

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

what's the problem clutch monkey?
He's a virgin.

[clutch-monkey]

what's the problem clutch monkey?
nothing.
i just like spoiling sam's fun.
:D
He's a virgin.
you wish. you talk in your sleep, by the way :D

[redlightrunner]

So was the original question ever answered or is this just a "Fawn over Me please!" thread started by "The blonde" :p Blesh

I want a Ferrari Bikini now frankly....

nothing.
i just like spoiling sam's fun.


I like your style

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

What's up, Tom? Bitter that you're not included? :D

EDIT: 9 members watching this thread! What!!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Oh, and I think this wins the "Fastest Accelerating Thread of All Time" award.

[redlightrunner]

Yeah, im bitter that my boyfriend would be chatting up some blonde in favour of me :(

[LisaS]

Okey... we can get back to the question :p
I'll let you know if I find a Ferrari bikini ;)

[redlightrunner]

Okey... we can get back to the question
I'll let you know if I find a Ferrari bikini

To deliberately avoid the obvious hair colour gag, you never thought of searching google lol? :rolleyes: Women... :p

EDIT: Oh alright ill be helpful, Ebay might be a good bet

[KELSA]

you buggers are crazy, this is got to be the most off topic, off unrelated to cars, most watched, replied whatever you wanna call it thread ever on UCP.

Clutch, if you ever in Shanghai, send me a PM. Picking up a new car end of the year, should be fun

[Jakg]

Okey... we can get back to the question :p
I'll let you know if I find a Ferrari bikini ;)are you sure you dont just want more guys fawning over you? :D

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

www.ebay.com ?

[LisaS]

I've looked at ebay, and searched google...
Can't find it... I wouldn't start a thread like this if I didn't look first...

[clutch-monkey]

Clutch, if you ever in Shanghai, send me a PM. Picking up a new car end of the year, should be fun
sweet. i have a relative near there and my neighbours have an island somewhere over there but unfortunately the chances of me getting more than a week off is slim - pretty much uni every day all the time which includes 6 week stints on cattle ranches etc etc :o
new cars are always good :) unless it's a slightly used car that has already taken a big lump of depreciation :D

[acemotorsport]

yee haw

[redlightrunner]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ferrari-Bikini-Panties-One-Size-Fits-All_W0QQitemZ8791640937QQihZ005QQcategoryZ2876QQss PageNameZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


Okok its USA Ebay but still you didnt look very hard not red but heh :p , thats half a bikini, im sure therell be some comment in a second of "Well im not complaining at just half a bikini" which will be very witty im sure :rolleyes: :D

[Jakg]

afaik that already been posted

[CAS]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ferrari-Bikini-Panties-One-Size-Fits-All_W0QQitemZ8791640937QQihZ005QQcategoryZ2876QQss PageNameZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


Okok its USA Ebay but still you didnt look very hard :p , thats half a bikini, im sure therell be some comment in a second of "Well im not complaining at just half a bikini" which will be very witty im sure :rolleyes: :D
That's just cheap...

[KELSA]

unless it's a slightly used car that has already taken a big lump of depreciation :D

Its different over there, you just wait for the right price to come. New or Used.

[LisaS]

I've seen it... Didn't like it... :p So, yes... I've looked hard ;)

[redlightrunner]

Well ouch my ego is crushed now :rolleyes:

[acemotorsport]

haha.

[redlightrunner]

Got to admit anyone looking at history of "Ebay Ferrari bikini" might just get worried about what im doing :rolleyes:

[acemotorsport]

ok we need to have a ''adult'' pm message system just add you name to the list
1-acemotorsport

[acemotorsport]

but not much nudity in that pm system

[pAinTrAin]

Wow I took off at like 7pm look what happens over night.

[LisaS]

he he :p

[henk4]

he he :p

I have seen that post a couple of times too often now.....

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Er, ace, I've already bagged #1 spot for the 'Adult PM System'- trust me.

And Tom, you failed spectacularly.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a345/S65-AMG/CAUTIONNOOBS.jpg

[LisaS]

I have seen that post a couple of times too often now.....

Sorry :p

[pAinTrAin]

Er, ace, I've already bagged #1 spot for the 'Adult PM System'- trust me.

And Tom, you failed spectacularly.

I don't care what number I am on the PM list I just want on:cool:

[Jakg]

dammit i have to go for a week!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

You're too young to see the filth I've been given anyway... :D

[F1_Master]

Er, ace, I've already bagged #1 spot for the 'Adult PM System'- trust me.


What happened to the days when people on this board just told you to go look at porn?:confused:

[redlightrunner]

Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6
Er, ace, I've already bagged #1 spot for the 'Adult PM System'- trust me.

And Tom, you failed spectacularly.

Fine i'll start my own "Adult PM" System, and it'll be picture of me breaking into Sams house with a gang of Gay Bikers and Spit roasting him till he bleeds :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Fine i'll start my own "Adult PM" System, and it'll be picture of me breaking into Sams house with a gang of Gay Bikers and Spit roasting him till he bleeds :p
... Help.

[redlightrunner]

I know where you live beetch! and more importantly i can drive and you cant!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

I know where you live beetch! and more importantly i can drive and you cant!
I'll out-run you on my bike :p

[ringle]

WOW Lisa..............you do look very good in a bikini!!!!!!!:p
Forget the Ferrari........the "Renault Blue" looks just fine!!!:rolleyes: :)

[6speed]

Just buy 4 Scuderia Shields and glue them to your private sectors.

Crevases my friend. How is she going to work the crevases?

[Rockefella]

Crevases my friend. How is she going to work the crevases?
That would be tough. Perhaps strategically placed hands.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

That would be tough. Perhaps strategically placed hands.
Shotgun that job. Lisa, are you OK with that? :)

[Rockefella]

Shotgun that job. Lisa, are you OK with that? :)
Careful, we're not discussing colonoscopies here.

[Quiggs]

http://www.riotdesigns.com/OMGHi2u.gif

Just seems kinda appropriate... :)

[redlightrunner]

I was looking for that. Dagnabit

[Quiggs]

I was looking for that. Dagnabit
Google Image search for "omghi2u gif" > you. ;)

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

In all fairness, we created the situation... she's just come to post her cars and ask for a bikini!

[redlightrunner]

You people sicken me, you especially Sam

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

You people sicken me, you especially Sam
Just wait 'till you see what I did with the flock of trained pigeons and your Audi :D

[redlightrunner]

Wait till you see what im about to do with the Warrior and your house....

*Ride of the valykries starts playing*...

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Wait till you see what im about to do with the Warrior and your house....

*Ride of the valykries starts playing*...
*wall collapses*

N00b.

[LisaS]

In all fairness, we created the situation... she's just come to post her cars and ask for a bikini!

Yes, thank you :) And I'll get back to you when my bikini is done. Thanks for all help... No need to be rude...

[clutch-monkey]

You people sicken me, you especially Sam
which sam. There's 5 of us. and we're all better than you. :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

which sam. There's 5 of us. and we're all better than you. :p
Nicely put. :D

Who's the 5th one..? :confused:

- Me
- You
- 'Ballz
- IB4R

...?

[clutch-monkey]

Nicely put. :D

Who's the 5th one..? :confused:

- Me
- You
- 'Ballz
- IB4R

...?
um..err.. well i assumed there would be another one. and besides 5 sounds better than 4.

[Rockefella]

um..err.. well i assumed there would be another one. and besides 5 sounds better than 4.
Isn't Blue Supra's name Sam... I'm probably wrong here but I forgot.

[clutch-monkey]

Isn't Blue Supra's name Sam... I'm probably wrong here but I forgot.
bluey is Simon (or S14 simon) :mad: bad rockefella!

[Rockefella]

bluey is Simon (or S14 simon) :mad: bad rockefella!
I knew it started with an S, bug off! :D

[ptclaus98]

Oh, and I think this wins the "Fastest Accelerating Thread of All Time" award.
Go to NASIOC.


This is weaksauce compared to them.

[6'bore]

Go to NASIOC.


This is weaksauce compared to them.
What is that?

[Quiggs]

What is that?
North American Subaru Impreza Owner's Club.

[6'bore]

North American Subaru Impreza Owner's Club.
Gotcha!

[acemotorsport]

oh my god this was a thread about stuff not bullshit

[ptclaus98]

North American Subaru Impreza Owner's Club.
:confused:


Hey, how'd you...









:confused:

[pAinTrAin]

oh my god this was a thread about stuff not bullshit

Ya we want Lisa back:D

[6speed]

Shotgun that job. Lisa, are you OK with that? :)

No because I'm designing the Bikini for her.

You poor bastards. lol.

I have to ask her sizes and everything. Good luck on that job though RS6.

:D

[Quiggs]

:confused:
I browse many, many car forums. Mainly UCP and TheCarLounge/VWVortex. But occasionally I venture onto Scooby forums, Corvette forums, and even occasionally (gasp!) Honda-Tech and the like.

[LisaS]

Ya we want Lisa back:D

I'm here, I'm here.... :p
I should have called the thread "Talk about whatever you want"...

[henk4]

I'm here, I'm here.... :p
I should have called the thread "Talk about whatever you want"...

you would not have got the current audience....

[F1_Master]

North American Subaru Impreza Owner's Club.
Ah yes, the home of the now-old fat black woman on a motorcycle photoshop fad. Ah, those were funny days.