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Tall people are Smarter (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-08-26T021507Z_01_N25238726_RTRUKOC_0_US-ECONOMY-HEIGHT.xml&archived=False&src=082506_2241_ARTICLE_PROMO_also_on_reuters)
IWantAnAudiRS6
08-30-2006, 02:19 AM
... and if I recall rightly, you're 4ft 10, right? ;)
clutch-monkey
08-30-2006, 02:20 AM
this means that by rights i am retarded.
...i should have guessed :D
charged
08-30-2006, 02:22 AM
Thats explains a lot, my parents poor diet for me as a youngster has ruined my life. Better start wearing high heels to work :p
Street_Dreamer
08-30-2006, 02:25 AM
Thats explains a lot, my parents poor diet for me as a youngster has ruined my life. Better start wearing high heels to work :p
are either of you're parents short? mine are, which is probably why i'm small... that and i never ate much at all when i was younger...
Ha both my parents are short 5 8" ish and yet i'm 6 1"
and i was only a 5 pound baby doesn't make much sense but i'm not complaining.
Roy Visser
08-30-2006, 02:51 AM
Ha both my parents are short 5 8" ish and yet i'm 6 1"
thats still short ;)
Wouter Melissen
08-30-2006, 02:54 AM
If this was really true, David Hasselhoff should be at least 12 feet!
Roy Visser
08-30-2006, 02:56 AM
If this was really true, David Hasselhoff should be at least 12 feet!
Well that is true, they always film him like they did with that dwarf from Lord Of The Rings.
Wouter Melissen
08-30-2006, 02:57 AM
Ah that's why his pants are always so tight; they don't make them any larger.
fpv_gtho
08-30-2006, 03:48 AM
The Dutch should be ruling the world if thats the case
jorismo
08-30-2006, 03:52 AM
The Dutch should be ruling the world if thats the case
We are already ruling this forum, is that ok too?
IWantAnAudiRS6
08-30-2006, 04:15 AM
We are already ruling this forum, is that ok too?
Wrong. The Aussies do :p
fpv_gtho
08-30-2006, 04:19 AM
If that was true, UCP would be gone as all the advertising revenue would go towards beer money
henk4
08-30-2006, 05:19 AM
If that was true, UCP would be gone as all the advertising revenue would go towards beer money
where do you think it is going now?
2ndclasscitizen
08-30-2006, 06:19 AM
Wrong. The Aussies do :p
Good to see you've realised that. You're not as stupid as I thought.
Coventrysucks
08-30-2006, 06:43 AM
I can easily disprove this nonsense theory:
How many short people need signs warning them to "mind your head" on obstructions?
Doesn't sound that smart to me.
henk4
08-30-2006, 06:52 AM
I can easily disprove this nonsense theory:
How many short people need signs warning them to "mind your head" on obstructions?
Doesn't sound that smart to me.
and can they actually see what is going on when it is said: "Mind your step"
ScionDriver
08-30-2006, 07:31 AM
Ah, at 6'1" and a half I feel good, although as someone already pointed out, it isn't very tall. But I am about 5 inches taller than everyone else in my family and taller than the average person I still feel short sometimes.
mclaren_crazy
08-30-2006, 08:56 AM
SilverG35SportC is 6'7" but hes no Einstein
Haha drew
NSXType-R
08-30-2006, 09:44 AM
That's because they always need to worry about whether or not they're going to bang their head into the door frame, which keeps them on their toes. :D
drakkie
08-30-2006, 10:22 AM
Acoording to a fast calculation i am 6 feet tall :) Just a shorty unfortunately :( But im still smart :D
Rockefella
08-30-2006, 11:16 AM
I'm exactly 6 feet tall. I'm retarded though.
SilverG35SportC
08-30-2006, 11:28 AM
SilverG35SportC is 6'7" but hes no Einstein
Haha drew
you bastard...i woulod do something violent to you but you know...being halfway around the world doesnt help..some day*laughs like an idiot*
chris98891
08-30-2006, 12:49 PM
6'5 and fifteen, orthopedist says atleast 6'8 by the time im 18. anybody need help with bionuclear physics?
FutureGearhead
08-30-2006, 01:21 PM
I'm only 5'6" but im smart and do quite well in school.
IWantAnAudiRS6
08-30-2006, 02:38 PM
I'm only 5'6" but im smart and do quite well in school.
I bet you haven't finished growing yet ;)
I am super-intelligent and I'm sort of average height. Flowers wilt at my omniscience and omnipotence. I am God.
Just in a very good disguise. I pretend to be stupid. If you knew how smart I was, you would all die a painful death.
h00t_h00t
08-30-2006, 03:07 PM
How tall would Steven Hawkin be if he could stand?
IWantAnAudiRS6
08-30-2006, 03:10 PM
How tall would Steven Hawkin be if he could stand?
That's not fair- his brain uses more percent than it would normally because his other functions have shut down.
Egg Nog
08-30-2006, 03:37 PM
Robert Wadlow must've been &$)*(@$ing brilliant ;)
IWantAnAudiRS6
08-30-2006, 03:43 PM
Let's not forget Jaws, the idiot who had a metal mouth and stood very tall :p
johnnynumfiv
08-30-2006, 03:46 PM
Let's not forget Jaws, the idiot who had a metal mouth and stood very tall :p
This handsome devil?
http://www.junior.te.pt/Final/Bairro/ImgA/sabiasque/james_bond/james_bond_jaws.jpg
IWantAnAudiRS6
08-30-2006, 03:49 PM
This handsome devil?
Yep, that one. The one who got electrocuted.
2ndclasscitizen
08-30-2006, 04:12 PM
I thought he got blown up on the space station?
kentuki
08-30-2006, 04:37 PM
being a highschool hero is going to be harder then i thought =\
my porsche
08-30-2006, 04:40 PM
No wonder I'm such an amazingly intelligent stud.
Fleet 500
08-30-2006, 05:31 PM
Acoording to a fast calculation i am 6 feet tall :) Just a shorty unfortunately :( But im still smart :D
6 feet is definitely not short!
The average American is 5'9.5".
2ndclasscitizen
08-30-2006, 06:31 PM
I'd've thought 6ft was average height. I'm a touch under that and I'm not short, a couple of my mates are a little taller, a couple a little shorter
baddabang
08-30-2006, 06:42 PM
This explains why im so smart. This whole time I thought it was because of all these.
http://british-accents.com/products/p-sweets/smarties.jpg
my porsche
08-30-2006, 07:11 PM
Id say badda wins at what is it? 6'5" 6'6"?
baddabang
08-30-2006, 07:51 PM
Id say badda wins at what is it? 6'5" 6'6"?
around there some place, but I'm not exactly sure.
when I got my licence 3 years ago they recorded me as 6'4". Then again that was 3 years ago :p
Fleet 500
08-30-2006, 08:20 PM
I'd've thought 6ft was average height. I'm a touch under that and I'm not short, a couple of my mates are a little taller, a couple a little shorter
I used to think so, too. But everything I've read about average height has 5'9" to 5'10".
Fleet 500
08-30-2006, 08:39 PM
BTW, check out this detailed website of celebrity heights...
Look at the upper right- many celebs listed by first initial of last name.
http://www.celebheights.com
There are even other people's comments on celeb heights and you can add your own comment.
2ndclasscitizen
08-30-2006, 08:44 PM
around there some place, but I'm not exactly sure.
when I got my licence 3 years ago they recorded me as 6'4". Then again that was 3 years ago :p
They put your height on your licence?
henk4
08-31-2006, 12:21 AM
6 feet is definitely not short!
The average American is 5'9.5".
that is because of the mexican influence:)
IBrake4Rainbows
08-31-2006, 03:38 AM
This only works because Tall people can laud over the small nerds and either copy their answers or beat them up to make them give the answers to them.
Still, why mess with the system ? :p
For the record - I stand 6'2. So many tall people on UCP - it must be a factual study then :p
Roy Visser
08-31-2006, 04:00 AM
For the record - I stand 6'2. So many tall people on UCP - it must be a factual study then :p
6'2 is not tall for dutch standards though :)
im 6'7"ish :P
baddabang
08-31-2006, 04:07 AM
They put your height on your licence?
You mean they dont there?
They put height and eye color, I think it limits people from faking ID's by posting their picture on somebody elses.
IBrake4Rainbows
08-31-2006, 04:12 AM
Nope - D.O.B, License Number, Address. License Qualifications.
And a Signiature.
MUCH easier to fake :p
Zytek_Fan
08-31-2006, 07:33 AM
I am 6' 3" :D
drakkie
08-31-2006, 07:53 AM
6'2 is not tall for dutch standards though :)
Thats why you'll never know how much it sucks to be short,even with 6" height :D
clutch-monkey
09-01-2006, 01:17 AM
6'2 is not tall for dutch standards though :)
im 6'7"ish :P
it's the drugs.