View Full Version : UCP Awards (2007) - Best Signature [Voting]
02-22-2008, 12:48 PM
And the winner of the best gray text underneath their post goes to...
02-22-2008, 12:50 PM
Clutch's signature: "The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, it's self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental."
Jack Bauer's signature: "Sorry I'm late boss. The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive."
henk's signature: "I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously."
02-22-2008, 04:49 PM
I find Clutch's a bit distasteful for a public forum. Which doesn't make it any less true . . .
02-23-2008, 09:43 PM
Clutch's is damn true, but I feel like I've seen something along those lines before. So I voted henk.