Go to Ultimatecarpage.com

Go Back   Ultimatecarpage.com forums > Manufacturer forums > Australian cars


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #3676  
Old 05-13-2008, 10:34 AM
2ndclasscitizen's Avatar
.....
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 8,063
I come from a land down under, Where beer does flow and men chunder
Quote:
Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
Maybe, just don't send it over via air mail please.
YouTube - Saturday Night Live - Dick In A Box
__________________
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...
– Hunter Thompson
Reply With Quote
  #3677  
Old 05-13-2008, 12:47 PM
fisetdavid26's Avatar
Wouterangelo
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,975
Québec
Send a message via MSN to fisetdavid26
I totally slammed that first pack like a champion. Nom nom.
__________________
Quiggs. Snobbery defined. says:
haha
you know
when i was younger
i had this problem
id just draw dicks in class
Reply With Quote
  #3678  
Old 05-13-2008, 01:26 PM
SlickHolden's Avatar
Here Comes September!!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 12,321
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, The Green And Gold Place
Send a message via MSN to SlickHolden Send a message via Yahoo to SlickHolden
Quote:
Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
LOL you'll make my head implode
wont precious not penis goo bar poo, Actually my niece just spoke to me, She said Ahh gooo! I was over the moon 3 months old.
Quote:
Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
Seriously, Slick. Do it.

I'll give you a Dollar.
Adress comming up
Quote:
Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
While checking the mail this morning I stumbled upon a shiny box coming from NSW, Australia, sent by a certain Chris Pratley.

A shiny box SENT TO MY SISTER.

Chris wants to buy my sister with gifts.
I seen her, Can i buy her with cash credit or checks which do you prefer ???
__________________
NEVER TRUST "VIRGINS" TO PROVIDE YOU INTERNET, THEY ARE "INEXPERIENCED" THEY'LL "FINNISH TO EARLY" BECAUSE THEY HAVE NEVER "DONE IT" BEFORE!!!.

-25.3
Reply With Quote
  #3679  
Old 05-13-2008, 02:17 PM
fisetdavid26's Avatar
Wouterangelo
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,975
Québec
Send a message via MSN to fisetdavid26
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickHolden View Post
I seen her, Can i buy her with cash credit or checks which do you prefer ???
I accept PayPal.
__________________
Quiggs. Snobbery defined. says:
haha
you know
when i was younger
i had this problem
id just draw dicks in class
Reply With Quote
  #3680  
Old 05-13-2008, 02:58 PM
SlickHolden's Avatar
Here Comes September!!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 12,321
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, The Green And Gold Place
Send a message via MSN to SlickHolden Send a message via Yahoo to SlickHolden
Quote:
Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
I accept PayPal.
What's the delivery time like.
__________________
NEVER TRUST "VIRGINS" TO PROVIDE YOU INTERNET, THEY ARE "INEXPERIENCED" THEY'LL "FINNISH TO EARLY" BECAUSE THEY HAVE NEVER "DONE IT" BEFORE!!!.

-25.3
Reply With Quote
  #3681  
Old 05-13-2008, 03:22 PM
fisetdavid26's Avatar
Wouterangelo
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,975
Québec
Send a message via MSN to fisetdavid26
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickHolden View Post
What's the delivery time like.
Took several weeks to receive the Tim Tam's... terrible delivery time. You could always pay for the baller status package options and get her delivered in no time!
__________________
Quiggs. Snobbery defined. says:
haha
you know
when i was younger
i had this problem
id just draw dicks in class
Reply With Quote
  #3682  
Old 05-13-2008, 03:26 PM
Blue Supra's Avatar
Fanatic
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 9,357
In the shed
LOL, go Chris!
__________________
The Datto will rage again...
Reply With Quote
  #3683  
Old 05-13-2008, 05:49 PM
clutch-monkey's Avatar
Furniture
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 10,324
brisbane - sub-tropical land of mangoes
Send a message via MSN to clutch-monkey
lol @ chris and his tim tam express
are you hooked on them david? another minion under chris' control?
__________________
People are like slinkies, they are completely useless but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Reply With Quote
  #3684  
Old 05-13-2008, 09:44 PM
fisetdavid26's Avatar
Wouterangelo
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,975
Québec
Send a message via MSN to fisetdavid26
Quote:
Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
lol @ chris and his tim tam express
are you hooked on them david? another minion under chris' control?
I totally want more.
__________________
Quiggs. Snobbery defined. says:
haha
you know
when i was younger
i had this problem
id just draw dicks in class
Reply With Quote
  #3685  
Old 05-14-2008, 03:42 AM
IBrake4Rainbows's Avatar
Lol ZR-1
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 11,128
For Tax Purposes, Cayman Islands
Send a message via MSN to IBrake4Rainbows
The tim tams were just a rouse to get your address.

He's probably in your bushes now, fapping.
__________________
It is my solemn duty to inform you to please GTFO, and take your fail with you.
Reply With Quote
  #3686  
Old 05-14-2008, 04:00 AM
clutch-monkey's Avatar
Furniture
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 10,324
brisbane - sub-tropical land of mangoes
Send a message via MSN to clutch-monkey
Quote:
Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
I totally want more.
not even canadians are immune to the lure!
Quote:
Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
The tim tams were just a rouse to get your address.

He's probably in your bushes now, fapping.
lol

edit: *ruse
__________________
People are like slinkies, they are completely useless but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Reply With Quote
  #3687  
Old 05-14-2008, 04:09 AM
IBrake4Rainbows's Avatar
Lol ZR-1
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 11,128
For Tax Purposes, Cayman Islands
Send a message via MSN to IBrake4Rainbows
Le shrug. It didn't correct me.

Although I'm surprised Fedex could read bright orange crayon.
__________________
It is my solemn duty to inform you to please GTFO, and take your fail with you.
Reply With Quote
  #3688  
Old 05-14-2008, 04:11 AM
clutch-monkey's Avatar
Furniture
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 10,324
brisbane - sub-tropical land of mangoes
Send a message via MSN to clutch-monkey
probably thought it was some kid trying to send stuff north to santa.
i mean, i tried for years to send letter bombs whenever the frosty fat f*ck didn't come through for me...god knows where they ended up.
__________________
People are like slinkies, they are completely useless but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Reply With Quote
  #3689  
Old 05-14-2008, 04:21 AM
IBrake4Rainbows's Avatar
Lol ZR-1
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 11,128
For Tax Purposes, Cayman Islands
Send a message via MSN to IBrake4Rainbows
So....that was YOU!.

I'm going to do some serious backhanding when I see you next.
__________________
It is my solemn duty to inform you to please GTFO, and take your fail with you.
Reply With Quote
  #3690  
Old 05-14-2008, 11:55 AM
SlickHolden's Avatar
Here Comes September!!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 12,321
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, The Green And Gold Place
Send a message via MSN to SlickHolden Send a message via Yahoo to SlickHolden
Quote:
Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
Took several weeks to receive the Tim Tam's... terrible delivery time. You could always pay for the baller status package options and get her delivered in no time!
Surprised they didn't melt. Where's mine Chris what not pretty enough even if i don't eat them.

Personal pick up.

Quote:
Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
The tim tams were just a rouse to get your address.

He's probably in your bushes now, fapping.
Is that why he wanted some camouflage clothes and night vision binoculars rope and some chloroform.
__________________
NEVER TRUST "VIRGINS" TO PROVIDE YOU INTERNET, THEY ARE "INEXPERIENCED" THEY'LL "FINNISH TO EARLY" BECAUSE THEY HAVE NEVER "DONE IT" BEFORE!!!.

-25.3
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
ballz has moobs, bored thread, brilliant, fagota, naked women, questions, skinny men


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
One-hour quali sessions to return for 2006? Jack_Bauer Racing forums 8 06-10-2005 07:41 AM



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 04:31 PM.

  Contact Us - Ultimatecarpage.com - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top
© 1998 - 2008 Ultimatecarpage.com - LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.1.0