Germany vs italy

[clutch-monkey]

Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6

Actually, I had a Monaro VXR 6.0 behind me today. I was having kittens. I looked in my rearview, and just saw this fat pair of camel nostrils I was like, "ZOMGWTFBBQLOLOLOLOL!" and Mum was like, "The light's gone green. Move."

man, you're lucky it didn't eat your car apparently the last model monaro's were a bit tricky in traffic, because:
"it doesn't accelerate.. it launches."

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Originally Posted by clutch-monkey

man, you're lucky it didn't eat your car apparently the last model monaro's were a bit tricky in traffic, because:
"it doesn't accelerate.. it launches."

I wouldn't put it past it. Perhaps one of the scariest-looking cars ever, particularly in black.

Well, I'll find out one day- there's plenty in the community! I've seen 2 red ones, a silver one, the evil badass black one, and a few invisible ones.

[clutch-monkey]

yeah, the black is especially intimidating, especially the HSV ones... also the red ones with the two white stripes is plain scary in the rear view when you're in the right hand lane

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

I will own a black one someday. I'll use that to take girls to fancy restaurants. Scare other possible diners out of the way, I'll put a straight-through shotgun exhaust on it, a new air filter, and perhaps a fire kit

[clutch-monkey]

Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6

I will own a black one someday. I'll use that to take girls to fancy restaurants. Scare other possible diners out of the way, I'll put a straight-through shotgun exhaust on it, a new air filter, and perhaps a fire kit

i wanted to get an ex-police monaro to scare the crap out of people

[Mr.Tiv]

Originally Posted by clutch-monkey

i wanted to get an ex-police monaro to scare the crap out of people

That would be pretty bad-ass.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

It's not very subtle, is it?!

Then again... part of the charm to have auntie's chequered tablecloth on your bonnet, I guess...

"Dude, I can't believe you drove through a picnic to catch that crim."
"No evidence, no worries "

[clutch-monkey]

Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6

It's not very subtle, is it?!

well, i suppose you could get one of the black unmarked ones... maybe you could get a cop uniform to complete the effect

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Originally Posted by clutch-monkey

well, i suppose you could get one of the black unmarked ones... maybe you could get a cop uniform to complete the effect

Hm. More tempted. I guess.

Oh, who am I kidding...

"It's got a cop motor, a 440cu/in plant. It's got cop tyres, cop suspension, and cop shocks; it was a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas."

[Ingolstadt]

I want an RS4 so badly. (1st Gen)

[Coventrysucks]

Pfft, what are you; a pilot or something?

RS2 > any/all other Audis.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Originally Posted by Coventrysucks

Pfft, what are you; a pilot or something?

RS2 > any/all other Audis.

Turbo lag > you

RS6 & S4 (B6) ftw.