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Old 10-19-2006, 01:52 PM
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Pimp my Escort
here, i am holding a little thing for people to pimp my Escort.


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Old 10-19-2006, 02:48 PM
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And you said you matured a lot.

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Old 10-19-2006, 02:49 PM
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You mean your dad's escort?
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:56 PM
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Who would drive that, not to mention, who would pay to have sex with it?
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Old 10-19-2006, 03:03 PM
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Who would drive that, not to mention, who would pay to have sex with it?

WTF? Who the hell said anything about having sex with a Ford Escort? Get your mind out of the gutter son!




BTW Tony, the Escort LX is the best car ever, it cannot be pimped....
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Old 10-19-2006, 03:04 PM
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I think Tiv took "pimp" literally...
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Old 10-19-2006, 03:10 PM
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Since we're on the subject...
Somebody pimp my S2...and the Hilux too, would like to see that

EDIT: To clarify: By pimp, I mean chop it tastefully
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Old 10-19-2006, 03:12 PM
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I think Tiv took "pimp" literally...
I wasn't being serious. I was poking fun at the retarded youth of the day. Pimp means to solicit for sexual intercourse-if you're doing that with a car you should not be allowed out of doors.
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Old 10-19-2006, 03:49 PM
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Video for you that doesn't know what a proper Escort looks like
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Old 10-19-2006, 04:38 PM
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To clarify: By pimp, I mean chop it tastefully
That is impossible, there is no such thing as a tastefully pimped car.
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Old 10-19-2006, 04:40 PM
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ok fine, whatever, go crazy!
I wanna see what people can do to it...Sorry, S2
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Old 10-19-2006, 05:46 PM
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I'm not chopping that piece of shit!

Or the Escort, for that matter.

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Old 10-19-2006, 05:54 PM
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I'm not chopping that piece of shit!

Or the Escort, for that matter.
yo' mamma, you jealous POS
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Old 10-19-2006, 05:55 PM
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yo' mamma, you jealous POS
Yes, I do have one...

Jealous? Maybe. Piece Of Sex? Most definitely

Thank you, Asif! I had no idea you had feelings for me in that way!
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Old 10-19-2006, 06:53 PM
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Karrmann is back!?!?!!!!
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