Focus Jokes!!

[Karrmann]

here's a list of Focus Jokes i made up.

How do you make a Focus accually reliable
shut off the engine.

what's the most read section of a Focus owners manuel?
"how to hitchike"

why is the country so far in debt?
the president drives a Focus

what should the Focus really be called?
the Ford fixus

I like my Focus, it's the best, drive 1 mile, walk the rest.

My Focus is not leaking oil, it's just marking it's territory.

why did the chicken cross the road?
To push his Focus back into the shop.

what's in the back of a Focus owners manuel?
a lifetime buspass.

why were sidewalks invented?
to give Focus owners a safe way to find a tow truck.

what do you call a Focus with a spoiler?
a pushmower.

Why did the Focus get a bad EPA rating?
because Tow Trucks just love gas.

how do you make a Focus go somewhere?
push it downhill.

what do you call 1 running Focus?
a mirage.

what do you call 2 running Focuses?
a miracle.

According to the Focus owners manuel, it you are approaching a pothole, you are to lock head between legs and repeat "our father who art in heavon"

what's the biggest part of the Focus?
the amout of money spent on repairs.

what's the second biggest part of a Focus?
the engine fire.

how do you make a Focus go a long distance without breaking down?
shove it off a cliff.

ad on if you want!

[Niko_Fx]

Originally Posted by Karrmann

here's a list of Focus Jokes i made up.

Did you make this site also? Because it contains many of the jokes you made.

http://www.webspawner.com/users/kick1er/

[Slicks]

You just dont give up do you?

Those were funny jokes though, whether it be a focus or whatever car.

[jcp123]

You know, the only stuff that broke on it was minor crap, really. Mechanically it seemed just fine.

[@wall]

i can't believe i wasted about 5 seconds of my time actually reading the 1st few of those...

this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen, any wonder uk cars picked on you...

[KnifeEdge_2K1]

lol that was great, i've always understtod why companies need a good image and all but now i finally appreciate it, ill never buy a ford again in my life just because of the contour we have at home, it could just be bad luck, but when you're talking about things that cost half your yearly income, why take the chance

good post man, doesnt matter where u got it from, good post

[r1ckst4]

the funny thing is that i dont find it funny at all... in my opinion, ford focus is a better car than prius. i'd pick focus anyday over prius and why do u hate focus all of a sudden?

[Blue Supra]

hes talking about the american focus, which has crap build quality like all other american cars, we get the european focus which is much better so we dont have to have to worry bout it R1ckst4

[jcp123]

I didn't know there was a difference between the American and Euro Foci, aside from the redesign we don't have here yet.

Watch out on the generalizations. My crap quality American cars are all over 30 years old and just getting started. Hmm. Real crappy.

[Spastik_Roach]

We're talking about modern day Americrap. Dodge Neons etc

[Karrmann]

Originally Posted by r1ckst4

the funny thing is that i dont find it funny at all... in my opinion, ford focus is a better car than prius. i'd pick focus anyday over prius and why do u hate focus all of a sudden?

ricksta, read these.

Focus stroy 1

Focus story 2

focus story 3

focus story 4

focus story 5

[Matra et Alpine]

Originally Posted by Karrmann

ricksta, read these.

karrmann we've pointed out to you how ridiculous your quotes on Ford Focus are and here is a prime example. You shoudl have looked at the page.

The guys has a SERIOUS issue with FORD, there are actually MROE quotes against the Escort and the F-150 than the Focus. This guys clearly goes out of his way to try to stick it to Ford. In the sales of millions of cars you think citing 5 is at all relevant ?

BTW, like the last time, some of these are MUCH MORE to do with the dealer than the company or the model.

Please ask your teacher to make sure you're taking the meds prescribed

[fpv_gtho]

Karrman thats some sorry shit you got there

[charged]

Originally Posted by jcp123

I didn't know there was a difference between the American and Euro Foci, aside from the redesign we don't have here yet.

Watch out on the generalizations. My crap quality American cars are all over 30 years old and just getting started. Hmm. Real crappy.

We can only go on with what we read from magazines.Quote fro Motor magazine about the Mustang"Lusty DOHC V8 makes us Aussies realise what we've been missing.Fortunately,we also missed US interior styling and build quality"Although in the latest mazazine they raved about the new sporty Caddy.

[Coventrysucks]

Hmmm "anti-ford page". Much bias?

Karrmann:
If you want to earn respect, and stop being the butt of people's jokes, perhaps you should stop this kind of immature crap and try understanding that just because you don't like the Focus, it isn't a bad car.

Also citing some made-up stories about steering wheels falling off isn't making you sound clever.