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Old 11-13-2007, 09:20 PM
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The GT-R killed Mr T. And had sex with Pat's mom.

At the same time.
The GT-R had a threesome with Mrs. Quiggs and Rocke's sister. QED
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:26 PM
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Chuck Norris + Carlos Ghosn = Ugly Children.
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:45 AM
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The GT-R is said to be 10% Toyota...Yeah, it ate a F**kin corolla.
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:31 AM
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The 1.8T nevar loses. Except to the GT-R.
De GT-R is super bad!
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:42 PM
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:26 PM
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okay so jesus, norris, and gt-r is the new holy trinity??
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:34 PM
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okay so jesus, norris, and gt-r is the new holy trinity??
Actually Jesus and Chuck Norris sit to the left and right of the GT-R respectively.
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Old 11-15-2007, 01:15 AM
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okay so jesus, norris, and gt-r is the new holy trinity??
i'll accept jesus if it's raptor jesus. but not ordinary edition jesus.
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:46 PM
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okay so jesus, norris, and gt-r is the new holy trinity??

No.

Bill Murray, Chuck Norris, and the GT-R.

Why does everyone always forget Bill F***ing Murray?
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Old 11-15-2007, 04:12 PM
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No.

Bill Murray, Chuck Norris, and the GT-R.

Why does everyone always forget Bill F***ing Murray?
Repressed memories from his ass-kickery. They couldn't handle the awesome.
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