The OFFICIAL Nissan Skyline Bullsh!t Thread!

[CdocZ]

thats a good question.....i guess for me its just one of those things i find funny, but for no apparent reason, so i will continue with my skyline, that is covered with nos tanks ;
it has 9quadrillion horsepower, and it goes so fast i measure its speed by how many times the speed of sound im going!

[Karrmann]

my Skylines body is made out of nos and it has 1,000,000,000 nos tanks on it (ok so they're just pepsi bottles with 'NOS' written over the 'Pepsi', so what?) but I have an exhaust the size of a 86 Suburban wheel and a wing 300 miles tall, so I can blow off your skyline without leaving 1 st gear

but you know what puzzles me, I revved a Fiat 500c and it blew my doors off literally, what's the deal?

[PsychoChimp22]

Originally Posted by Blue Supra

the whole point is for it to be as unbelievable as possible

My Supra with it 1000 shot of NAAWWWSSS will blow you all away in your pissy skylines

lol - NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[PsychoChimp22]

Originally Posted by Karrmann

I put a NOS sticker on my Skyline, it adds 50 MPH

Oh ya??? Well i put a NOS sticker on mine and it added 83mph. . . TO MY 0-60 TIME!!!!!!!!!!

[F1_Master]

So...My Skyline can fly and can blow up a F-18 Hornet anyday.

I did it once. Only he wasn't real.

[Karrmann]

oh yeah? the pressure from my NOS can blow up a german tank!

[Rockefella]

Originally Posted by GeNiX

how can u guys find this crap actually funny???

Well, I find it funny because it mocks fanboys like you. BTW, the discolored bodykit on your 12 year old civic is falling off, better duct tape it.... then eat rice.

[Karrmann]

oh yeah, you forgot to add that his cardboard wing is starting to weather.

j/k

[Rockefella]

Originally Posted by Karrmann

oh yeah, you forgot to add that his cardboard wing is starting to weather.

j/k

hence the absence of smileys after my post.

[Karrmann]

I knew you were serious.

to the other guy- My skyline can beat yours cause my wing is taller!!

[PsychoChimp22]

Originally Posted by Rockefella

Well, I find it funny because it mocks fanboys like you. BTW, the discolored bodykit on your 12 year old civic is falling off, better duct tape it.... then eat rice.

owned

[Karrmann]

this thread should be made a sticky.

wadda you think?

[CdocZ]

yeah, i love this thread, you get to make fun of ricers!

[Karrmann]

and imitate them too

[Karrmann]

hey, i just put on some neon and I filled the body with nos stickers! added 1,000 HP!