The OFFICIAL Nissan Skyline Bullsh!t Thread!

[Blue Supra]

Man i i use a KFC bucket for my exhaust! adds 500HP plus a greasy snack for later!

[Karrmann]

well my exhaust is the size of 5000 KFC buckets, so I can beat you any day of the week.

[Deutscher Adler]

Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach

Ok i'm sick of seeing little threads about Skylines getting made. This is the official Skyline bullshit thread! No more unnescesary threads! Just talk about eeeeeeeeverything here. Fanboys can also talk about how their uncles skyline burned off a Mclaren F1 and a Ferrari Enzo in first gear today. We all know you're telling the truth.

I agree. Everytime I come in here there is some stupid Skyline thread. Whats up with that. If you have the dough get one if you dont stop talking about it. A Supra is a Skyline killer anyway. Get a dang Supra and beat skylines. Talk about Supras or civics, the skyline thing is all worn out.
Or you should go out and get a real car... a German car.

[KnifeEdge_2K1]

skyline gives japanese cars a bad name ... atleast civics have their use (cheap econo boxes) but what good the skyline for?

like I'd take an Evo MR or MX5 over almost anything less a Ferrari 360 CS or 355 berlinetta

[Karrmann]

Originally Posted by KnifeEdge_2K1

skyline gives japanese cars a bad name ... atleast civics have their use (cheap econo boxes) but what good the skyline for?

modding to 700 Hp

picking up girls

got 2 right there!!

[KnifeEdge_2K1]

again i must bring up these points

a) the car has nothing to do with engine output, thats the engine ...

b) horsepower has no effect on speed, that's torque, horsepower dictates the ratios u should use (more or less)

c) if you need a car to pick up girls, then that's just sad

[Karrmann]

well, I added 100 more NOS stickers to my skyline and it adds 1,000 HP

[r1ckst4]

i watched High Octane 4 today and one of the scenes was the hot import night in LA... a guy was interviewed and asked what his favourite car is, he said: "errr... my favourite car is the r34 nissan skyliner". lol.. skylinER? wtf?

a few girls said that they like nissan skylines and NOS... i bet those two are the only things they know about cars... and i know where that come from... THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS! u gotta hav NOS to win...

[Karrmann]

hey, I just bought NOS cereal, so when I eat it 3,000 more HP goes into my car.

[Rockefella]

lmao, Karrmann is DESPERATELY trying to keep this thread going. Btw, that post made me laugh, w/ those R34 Wet-dream fanboys/girls. I bet they put NOS stickers on their mom's minivan in an attempt to look cool.

[CdocZ]

ROFL, oh yeah? well i get nos injections! it adds 10 million horsepower and makes me as retarded and high as a rapper!!!!

[Rockefella]

pish posh, you guys think you're all cool w/ your NO2, well, I just invented a crazier nos. The chemical symbol is N204, tahts right, dbl NOS. OWNED

[Karrmann]

oh yeah my nos is N2004!

[Spastik_Roach]

You just keep on getting owned by the mean corrugated machine.

[Karrmann]

I have just bought nos brand vitamons, so now with the nos cereal i'll add1,000 HP whenever I step into the car.