The Ultimate Paybacks - Share Yours!

[ScionDriver]

I love these stories, keep them coming, I'll have to dig through my memory banks and see if I have my own.

[lithuanianmafia]

Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach

Lith, arn't you a bit young to be sleeping with chicks and be dating a underwear model? I smell something fishy!

i'm 16, her sister's 18, and i'm not datin her

plus, in my neck of the woods at least, it's no biggy to lose ur virginity by my age. just the way things r round here

[Blue Supra]

the states is the most likely place in the world to get laid on the 1st date... says something there dont it... all you americans are sluts!!! j/k

[Rockefella]

Originally Posted by Blue Supra

the states is the most likely place in the world to get laid on the 1st date... says something there dont it... all you americans are sluts!!! j/k

I guess Lith is just a slutty, slutty man. I on the other hand, am not.

[clutch-monkey]

its not really payback, but anyway.....
i was in my mums Mazda 323 waiting at the lights when a ford xr8 pulls up next me and revs his engine. i was like wtf, ur a tool. lights go green, he roars off while i stick to the speed limit. a km down the road i find him waiting at a roundabout. same story, he roars off into the distance. another Km down the road i find him again waiting at a red light which turns green just as i get to it, so he floors it to overtake me cos i just cruised thru the light. at the next roundabout i'm thinking pls, pls turn left cos thats where my hous is and there is a speed trap further up. so..he turned left. to make sure he really was speeding, i pretended to overtake him on the opposite side of the road, prompting him to accelerate around the corner and....Flash! caught on camera

[taz_rocks_miami]

This is one of my milder paybacks ever:

In college, my first room mate kept drinking over half of the chocolate milk (one gallon) I kept in the fridge. I talked to him about it, but he didn't stop. So what does Taz do? I bought some Exlax (a chocolate flavored laxative) and blended some with the milk, put the milk back in the fridge and just waited. Needless to say that when I came back to my dorm after class, all I heard was....OOOOHHHH.....from the bathroom "I told ya to stay away from my milk pendejo!!!" Needless to say he never touched my stuff again.

Just last week, someone kept pulling the lever down on my breaker box at about 7:10 PM for two nights in a row, thus cutting my power off. The breaker box is just bearly accesable from the street if your arm is long enough. I wanted to hot glue razor blades to the lever but was talked out of it. I secured the lever with a wire now, hasn't happened since.

[clutch-monkey]

Originally Posted by taz_rocks_miami

I wanted to hot glue razor blades to the lever but was talked out of it. I secured the lever with a wire now, hasn't happened since.

like that guy who kept having his car stolen, fixed razor blades to the inside of his car's door handles. they would flick out when the car was locked, so anybody who tried to open his car would get their fingers cut. unfortunately he got sued because he wiped dog crap on them, thief got gangrene

[whiteballz]

ultimate payback?

a guy bullied me all the time at primary, and one day during cricket i sloged one real hard, six for sure, real low, waist height, horizontal straight and narrow, so straight infact, it hit my bully in the nuts. i got out, because it was a catch, but he didnt play sport the rest of the day.

[Blue Supra]

six and out there hey mate
nice shot!!!

[The Tuner]

hey spastik, u sound jealous...

and matra, i realy wana hear ure story...sounds real interestin.
my ultimate paybak wasnt physical, the physical ones never were much paybak. the best (or worst) but sweetest () revenge i ever had was against this guy who kept doin stupid stuff...buggin me, buggin ma frends...got outa hand one day. wont say wat i did, coz that myt jus give the yunger members sum ideas, but it worked jus so dam well...i was satisfied wit the result.
took a car mag. to skool once. sum dude wants to see it. i stand in front of the table, he's sitting nd flippin the pages. turns the first page pretty roughly, page gets bent. told him to take it easy. he sez ok. next page, same thing. i sed watch it. he sez ok. third page, same thing. i lunge forward and swing. guys flat on his bak, abt 3 feet away from the table...
no1 ever touched my magazines again.

[Matra et Alpine]

I played stand off but was powerful and woudl often get mucke in the rucks and mauls and the occasional line-out to confuse other team.
The loose wing forward didnt' like this and started targetting me any time I came close. To pull me into the mauls AND to try to hurt me. We had a few tussles and words exhanged. After a broken nose and a few stud rakings on back and legs I'd had enough.
Went into ruck, he joined, I grabbed his nuts and twisted them up over his head and walked away. WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE
The ref had words with me along the lines of "I know it was you but didnt' see anything. BUT I think it's safer if I send you off now. So off".
Not proud of it. I got my kit and left unshowerd - realised I was in SERIOUS trouble after the game. Got banned for a month.

[SlickHolden]

Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach I smell something fishy!

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

as long as it's not the 'chicks'

Ohhhh Matra you should be banned a day for that one

[Matra et Alpine]

Maybe but read the post above yours ..... do you feel lucky ????

[SlickHolden]

In AFL we call that the squirrel grip

Broken nose ain't that bad mate, I had one this year and had the op 7 days after all good and new

But i played rugby with my nephew Saturday, He is a big bugger 18 187cm 90kg, He tackles me from behind and belted my chin and cheek, And cut my lip open, But hey i still got the try that's the main thing But i got scratches on the face he is a bitch

[Matra et Alpine]

the nose had first been broken when I was 15, I played for another 6 years and every game I'd bleed real bad every time I took a hard face knock. The hospital were fed up seeing me and in the end Showed me how to pack it safely myself !!
It was one of those "weird hollywood moments" that stopped me playing. Saw myself in a a mirror packign my nose BEFORE going out and asked what the F*** I was doing this for. Decided to lay off for a year and see if it healed. Never really got back into training hard enough to make a return - end of career