The Ultimate Paybacks - Share Yours!

[SlickHolden]

Do you get the sweaty nose?
I'm a bleeder and it don't take much of a hit to make my nose bleed
When it was broken i really didnt think it was i was thinking shouldn't this hurt me?
Had the op and 30min woke up and had this little sharp pain in the middle, The guy told me before i go to sleep that they would get the brick out to slap my nose back in lol funny buggers,

[lithuanianmafia]

Originally Posted by Rockefella

I guess Lith is just a slutty, slutty man.

how'd u know

thanx for postin guys, crazy stories

maybe we should take s_r out, get him a few drinks, put him with some chicks, see what happens. i'm sure he'll do the same thing i did. u too rockefella!!!

[johnnynumfiv]

A few years ago i was down at a beach in Rhode Island at a go cart track. There were these teenager punks that spining me out and bumping me around, so at the end of the session, they got out and one of them walked in front of the front go-cart inbetween the cart and the metal barrier and i came around and hit the back cart, pushing the others forward.....................crushing his ankle. police were called for insurance reasons, it ended up his fault cause he wasn't supposed to get out until all the carts were off.

[baddabang]

This Honestly happened about a week ago.

In my business class (3 periods per day) we have a student teacher whos a real jackass. Anyways there was a task given to present some recently outdated news. My group was given the NHL lockout. So right before we are about to present ours to about 100 people at school, the jackass tells us that the strke is actually over, and that hockey will start the following Monday. After the presentation we tell everybody what he told us, nobody buys it and were royally screwed and embarrased, as the teacher laughs thinking hes being funny. Heres the Payback. 3 days later is his last day of teaching us and in true small town fasion we throw him a party. Me and four friends get excused to run down to the library to get some stuff. Really were going out to the parking lot to saran wrap his car shut. (it takes 3 rolls to wrap a civic up so the doors wont even budge) It turns out is 22 degrees outside and snowing, We think this is even better because he wont be able to see it as good. So we go through with the plan, and decide to come back during lunch to see his reaction. We walk out the back doors to the faculty parking to find him and the assistant principal walking back toward us. Hes laughing at our comeback but the principal is pissed and looks like a dragon from hell. Then of course we get busted and sent home for the rest of the day. Let me tell ya it was some funny shit. And something Ill never forget.

[Blue Supra]

yeh i canadian taught me the joys of cling wrap we've wrapped several cars on a whim (all out mates) and put random things in in the process... like frozen peas or unwrapped bananas or jelly or other random stuff the make un wrapping it all the more fun

[taz_rocks_miami]

Originally Posted by clutch-monkey

like that guy who kept having his car stolen, fixed razor blades to the inside of his car's door handles. they would flick out when the car was locked, so anybody who tried to open his car would get their fingers cut. unfortunately he got sued because he wiped dog crap on them, thief got gangrene

The Mexican legal system ages behind the rest of the world. You can't "sue" people here. Civil courts exist to handel non-crimal cases like labor disputes, divorce and that kind of thing.

[Blue Supra]

sounds like a good place to live Taz. at least you dont get morons trying to wrought money out of people for their own idiocity.

[taz_rocks_miami]

Originally Posted by Blue Supra

sounds like a good place to live Taz. at least you dont get morons trying to wrought money out of people for their own idiocity.

I sorta thought the same mate, but when I realized that there is no legal way to make people responsible for their actions (non-criminal actions), the charm kinda fades away.

For example, if some moron vandalizes my car, I can't sue em' to get it fixed. Just as well anyway, any fool that touches a car of mine wouldn't make to court to start with!!!!

[Spastik_Roach]

I'm 12 YEARS OLD!

[lithuanianmafia]

Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach

I'm 12 YEARS OLD!

time to learn the ways of the world laddie

[Blue Supra]

Originally Posted by taz_rocks_miami

I sorta thought the same mate, but when I realized that there is no legal way to make people responsible for their actions (non-criminal actions), the charm kinda fades away.

For example, if some moron vandalizes my car, I can't sue em' to get it fixed. Just as well anyway, any fool that touches a car of mine wouldn't make to court to start with!!!!

I spose thatd be a bit ordinary ay... still... its mexico, people disappear there all the tmie, just make them *disappear*

[Rockefella]

Originally Posted by lithuanianmafia

how'd u know

thanx for postin guys, crazy stories

maybe we should take s_r out, get him a few drinks, put him with some chicks, see what happens. i'm sure he'll do the same thing i did. u too rockefella!!!

(Don't think I dont have my fun If you ever come to nj.. I'll show you how to party ) I just don't happen to wake up w/ someone i haven't met before, yet.

[spi-ti-tout]

Originally Posted by lithuanianmafia

time to learn the ways of the world laddie

Oooo yaaaa...and lil lith here is gonna teach ya all about it, arent ya lith?

[Blue Supra]

lmfao! yeh spas get stuck in son! j/k

[ZeTurbo]

my best comeback ever
playing soccer, this guy keeps kiking my shins and elbowing me of throw ins. but hey thats how the sport goes right?
at a certain point he tackles me so hard from behind that i hit the goal and got a neck injury, left the game. he got a yellow card, i got a neck straightening thing that made me look like robocop. I remembered his face well...
later in the school year, my school plays his school for the second time, he starts the same little game of his. later in the game im runing allong the right wing with the ball, and see him charging from the left, hes got way to much speed and you know hes going to nail me hard. as he is about to hit me lick the ball and spin, he flew past me,. now you have to understand that this was durng the winter so we were playing in a gym, after the sidelines there is only about 2m before the wall. you can imagined what hapened. 2 broken fingers ans a dislocated shoulder unpon his impact on the wall. i got a red card allthough i didint touch at all. stupid ref...