The Ultimate Paybacks - Share Yours!

[lithuanianmafia]

In probably the exact opposite of the holiday spirit, I've decided to start up a new thread - ultimate paybacks. We all have em, time to tell the world I'm partly motivated by an event this past weekend, so I'll post the first ever ultimate payback:

Anyways, me and my gf broke up a couple weeks ago. Well, not so much as break up as her dumping me for a guy she slept with at a party. so, like any guy (or girl for that matter) i was super pissed. anyways, i go to a party back on Saturday night, i'm in a good mood, realizin i can do whatever the hell i wanna do! so, after a few drinks, i run into Julie, the sister of my ex. so u viewers at home can imagine what Julie's like, I'll just tell u how she makes some money on the side....

She's an underwear model!!!

anyways, we start talkin, real interestin girl. well, we start gettin friendly, and yadda yadda yadda, i wake up next to her sometime the next afternoon! (i think u can guess what happened )

and the story doesn't end there. julie, who doesn't really like her sister, tells her bout the great night she had, rubs it in, all that great stuff. so, my ex starts gettin pissed, cus she discovers she still loves me. so she calls up saying "i still love you, i wanna be with you, please take me back.

and my response?

"Go f*ck yourself, everyone else has"

and I hung up the phone

[Matra et Alpine]

Funnily the picture this conjures up is an even better 'payback'.

She's posting a link to this entry and telling everyone how much of s whiner loser you are

[lithuanianmafia]

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

Funnily the picture this conjures up is an even better 'payback'.

She's posting a link to this entry and telling everyone how much of s whiner loser you are

low blow dude, low blow

[Matra et Alpine]

Originally Posted by lithuanianmafia

low blow dude, low blow

yeah, sorry man, but it had to be said


and at leasst I included a smiley.

here have another one

[Blue Supra]

nice story like i said, you're and honarary Aussie for a day

mind... after much long hard thought...

it would have to be the time i stabbed my classmate with a pencil...

This was in year 8 (several years ago) when i was a nasty little bugger. In my least favorite class. German. Simon (one of the 4 in my year, including me) was blabbing on about something... he mentioned me and i turned around "what?" "nothing" heard my name again "what?" "nothing" slightly irritated by now. heard it a third time and turned around "WHAT!" "settle simmo..."

i turn around and hear him whisper "whats that guys problem..." i dont turn around... i wait and i wait and i wait... until i hear my name again and i turn around and say, "if u hear my name one more time i will stab my pencil in your hand" he just laughed and said "yeh right" well (i have anger probs to this day) SLAM... ARRRRGHGHHHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!! "MISS MISS SIMON STABBED ME!!!!" "no he didnt simon you just overreacting..." "look at myt hand miss!!!" "go to sickbay simon... stop fussing" i had slammedmy sharp pencil into his palm and buried a good centimetre in there... my punishment? none geeze i loved having a vague teacher

[Rockefella]

The famous video, Ultimate Revenge. 18mgs and 9min long, but worth it.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/homebase.html

[lithuanianmafia]

bluey, when the men in the white suits come to get u, don't resist.

[Matra et Alpine]

Mine was on the rugby field but UCPers are too squeamish for the whole story.

Lets just say *I* managed to walk off the pitch

[Rockefella]

Originally Posted by Blue Supra

"look at myt hand miss!!!" "go to sickbay simon... stop fussing" i had slammedmy sharp pencil into his palm and buried a good centimetre in there... my punishment? none geeze i loved having a vague teacher

whoa, I better watch my words now

[Rockefella]

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

Mine was on the rugby field but UCPers are too squeamish for the whole story.

Lets just say *I* managed to walk off the pitch

I dare you.

[lithuanianmafia]

i've been hit in the neck by a ceiling fan, and had to go to a third-world hospital as a result. try me

[Rockefella]

And I was being 'Spider-man' at my old house in New York City by using my hands and bare feet as my superhuman sticky pads and ended up going about 4 ft in the air, until i thought It'd be cool to be upside down. (The hallway was only about 4 ft wide so it's easy to clasp onto) well, i was about 3/4 of the way there (to being upside-down) when I lost my grip on the walls and fell almost upside down, nearly missing something tragic... ie. Spinal Cord related shite

[Blue Supra]

ive been hit in the forehead in YEAR 3!!! by a 23yo cricketer and *walked* away..

[Spastik_Roach]

Lith, arn't you a bit young to be sleeping with chicks and be dating a underwear model? I smell something fishy!

[Matra et Alpine]

Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach

I smell something fishy!

as long as it's not the 'chicks'