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Old 01-12-2005, 07:19 AM
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What the other car forums are talking about:

posted by PontiacJ8 from GMinsidenews:

Bentley Forums
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- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

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-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
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Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

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- When's the last time yours ran?

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- Wind noise around 210MPH

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Cadillac forum
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Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
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board?

Mini forum
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Hummer forum
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in gas.

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Old 01-12-2005, 07:32 AM
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Hahaha most of them are SO TRUE... Very creative
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Old 01-12-2005, 07:58 AM
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lol.. the one with the wind noise ... its true.. there are people that are actually like that.. complaining about their supercars
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:50 AM
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AHAHA good one there
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UCP forums: reposted jokes
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:22 AM
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lol, clever
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:31 AM
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The one about chevy and the miate or maite what ever it's called is good
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If there's something wrong with making people laugh let me know....
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:42 AM
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If there's something wrong with making people laugh let me know....
In theory, nothing, but sometimes you do end up with the same jokes being posted by different people 3 times in 2 weeks.

I'm sure anyime anyone posts a joke on the internet it must have been done before at least somewhere.
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:15 AM
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If there's something wrong with making people laugh let me know....
No, were laughing because you reposted, and Cov made you look like a tit.
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Fiat forum-Hello? Am I the only member?
wtf !! that is not true right ?
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:37 AM
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The person who made this list, is probably reffering to recent lack of sales, stratos.
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:04 PM
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wtf !! that is not true right ?
I hope not! LOL

i'm a Half proud owner of a FIAT Brava hehe!
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good post even though it is a repost. which car is delorean? why is the joke related to time travel?

"Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985"
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good post even though it is a repost. which car is delorean? why is the joke related to time travel?

"Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985"
DMC Delorean, the car used in the 3 "Back To The Future" movies, with Michael J. Fox, if you´ve never seen it i recomend it! good entertainment!
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