the offical meaning less car jokes thread

[Karrmann]

ok posrt any car jokes here.

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down
his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in
your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"

The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."

The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there, too? I got a fridge in the back
seat of my Yugo!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."

The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a
TV in the back seat of my Yugo!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A
Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"

The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the
back of my Yugo!"

Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the
dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.

The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb, with satin
sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce. So the driver of the Rolls begins
searching for the Yugo, and he drove all day.

Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The
driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Yugo.

When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out,
soaking wet.

"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me this?!?!"

put on your car jokes.

[16-4Veyron]

Omfg.... this is a repost of your own thread, which was something you copied from a different website.....

[Spastik_Roach]

Ok I'm not gunna flame you.

But we've HEARD enough of your Focus "jokes"!

Please some diffferent ones.

And was this a rip off of my thread?

[Matra et Alpine]

You deserve flaming, karmann. Go back adn see the advice given to you THE LAST TIME YOU DID this.

Do you have a learning disability.
Because you sure dont' learn the lessons here.

[Karrmann]

Originally Posted by 16-4Veyron

Omfg.... this is a repost of your own thread, which was something you copied from a different website.....

just because of my Focus Jokes doesn't mean there's a repost, because this is a thread for all car jokes.

when did I make a thread like this?

and spas, I didn't rip this offf of your thread.

[SlickHolden]

Rip of rip off rip off j/k

[my porsche]

i dont see what the big deal is...

[baddabang]

Originally Posted by Karrmann

put on your car jokes.

Toyota Prius.

[Karrmann]

not that kind.

[baddabang]

Originally Posted by Karrmann

not that kind.

You said meaning less

[d-quik]

karrmann, we already have a jokes theres no point in this one. the only way of justfying this is that your jokes aren't funny enough to be in the jokes thread. also, i think someone had said this before but your endless crusade against the focus is getting old, no scratch that: IT IS OLD! its a good car and you're going to have to accept it. and unless you enjoy searching the internet for anti-focus material, please don't in an effort to prove my last point.

btw the packers got their asses handed to them last week.

[Sweeney921]

why are you trying to make an "official" thread? This "officially" makes you an idiot

[Sweeney921]

sorry, i'm in a bad mood, and i feel like flaming someone. I'm grounded for the weekend, dammit

[PsychoChimp22]

Originally Posted by baddabang

Toyota Prius.

own3d...

[dashers]

Originally Posted by Sweeney921

sorry, i'm in a bad mood, and i feel like flaming someone. I'm grounded for the weekend, dammit

i wouldnt worry about it too much,you werent that harsh,and ive been like that all weekend,(not grounded )and to be fair you werent really that harsh,could have been alot more abusive.