The Authorized Mechanixfetch Complete Census

[mechanixfetch]

Well here it is the BIG ONE the entire census authorized on my own authority by me Mechanixfetch it is the Authorzed Mechanixfetch Census! Answer only if you have no problems with who you are. Feel free to leave out questions that offend you. And ignore my poor spelling
1. Name (User or Real)
2. Car you own
3. Car you want to own
4. Age (old farts may lie here)
5. Where you live (sweeping generalisations are allowed for security reasons)
6. What you do.
7. Net income. (Or how realistic is your soughtafter car)
8. Sex? (almost forgot that one! and "Yes please" is NOT original)
9. How long you've been interested in cars
10. How you came by this site.
11. Why you joined.
12. Are you tired of this census yet
13. The name you would use if the one you have was taken already.
14. Why you like these fourms.
15. Marital status (anyone tired with their status can lie here we won't know)
16. Do you have a pet besides your Significant other
17. A passtime other than cars
18. Your most hated Teacher you ever had and Why.
19. The answer to life the universe and everything
20. Your Favorite Brand and model (they don't need to be related)
21. One suggestion to make these fourms better.

[mechanixfetch]

1. Anthony
2. N/A
3. Right now a Fiero
4. 17 and a bit
5. Vancouver, Canada
6. Pizza Distribution Technician (on the list for promotion to Pizza engineer)
7. Give or take $5500 CDN a year
8. Ruggedly Manlyness with a hint of gentleness
9. I hate to say it but seriously interested since F&F
10. I was pointed here by Egg Nog
11. Egg Nog said to and the fourms were interesting and I wanted to post.
12. Yes I am
13. Bleckys it is my ID for other sites and for MSN
14. Open and unabashed passion for cars.
15. Long Term G/F
16. Cindy my dog.
17. Street Hockey
18. Mrs. Jacklyn in grade 3 she would drive her nail into your scalp if you misbehaved. Come to think of it that was probably abuse.
19. 42 but what is the queston?
20. I know the most about Honda but I like Lexus. And the M5 bleeds sophistication and power.
21. Allow video clips to be posted in largeish resolutions.

[Batmobile_Turbo]

1. Barett
2. Ferarri Enzo
3. Saleen S7
4. 15 almost 16
5. Calgary, Alberta
6. wasting time technician
7. 0.00 dollars
8. one smartass dude.
9. since i was 9 months old
10. i think it was while i was looking for some car from GT2 on google
11. wanted to share my ideas
12. a little
13. batman, VW, batmobile.
14. because they're full of all sorts of intelligent people that you can have (on the most part) a conversation devoid of loooooool, and my civic is the s**t.
15. not married
16. i have never had a pet, but i hear they're delicious.
17. TV, chess, star trek, computer/video games (yes i'm a NERD) i also like to play hockey but i haven't played any at all since moving back from the states.
18. my most hated teacher i've ever had is my current science teacher, shes just not a very effective teacher and she is very boring and cruel.
19. keep an open mind and don't be an ass to people. the universe is a strange place that doesn't look kindly to people who think inside the box.
20. VW is my favorite brand, but my favorite model is not defined, to name a few; Corvette Z06, VW W12, VW 51 split-window, Saleen S7, Shelby cobra, lamborghini Counthash, Lambo Miura...i.t..g.o.e.s.on..&..on..............
21. encourage people to speak with an open mind, and if not threaten them with horrible punishments

that's all folks

[Egg Nog]

1. My name: ...is Shawn
2. Current car: 1974 Porsche 914 2.0
3. Car I want right now: Lotus Elise S2
4. My age: 18 (On January 26th, at least)
5. Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
6. Occupation: Student/Carpenter
7. Income: That depends... when I can work fulltime, roughly $500/week
8. Sex? Yes, I have.
9. How long I've liked cars? Seriously liking cars, around 2 years
10. How'd I know UCP? Known of UCP for a while, can't remember how I found it originally...
11. Why'd I join? I anticipated UCP becoming a great forum. Obviously, I'm psychic.
12. Bored? Nope, not bored of the census yet.
13. If the name I'd pick was taken already? Yeah, right...
14. Why I like the UCP forums: Obviously, because they kick ass.
15. Marital Status? Legally, I think it's called "single", but I've got a girlfriend...
16. Pets? I've got three Oriental Fire-bellied Toads.
17. Other passtimes? Roller coasters, Ultimate, Snowboarding...
18. Hated teacher? Mr. Rippon, the turtle. Flat-out can't teach.
19. The answer to life the universe and everything: If I was truly searching for this, I wouldn't kill time on car forums
20. Favortie make and model of car: Lotus, and the Elise. Although I'm very open-minded to liking other companies.
21. One suggestion to make these fourms better: Right now, we need more regular posters. That'll only be a matter of time.

[Homem de Gelo]

1. Eric
2. VW Gol
3. Audi A3
4. 23
5. Brasilia, Brazil
6. college student
7. ***
8. M
9. some years, but I've been more interestesd than I am now
10. looking for Diablo pics
11. no specific reason, just for fun
12. no
13.
14. just a way to pass the time
15. dating same babe for over 4 years, but ocasionally pimping
16. yes
17. Tolkien
18.
19. Love
20. Lamborghini Diablo SE30
21. I'd like to see slideshows of F1 races, but I understand that it's hard to get the press passes

[DasModell]

1. Name (User or Real)
Silviu
2. Car you own
none
3. Car you want to own
one of them .. Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale
4. Age (old farts may lie here)
22 in march
5. Where you live (sweeping generalisations are allowed for security reasons)
Romania/Bucharest(studying)
6. What you do.
Student
7. Net income. (Or how realistic is your soughtafter car)
0
8. Sex? (almost forgot that one! and "Yes please" is NOT original)
male
9. How long you've been interested in cars
since 13
10. How you came by this site.
forgot .. probably looking for info about classic or F1 cars
11. Why you joined.
[b]because it is populated by people that have interest similar to mine
12. Are you tired of this census yet
yes
13. The name you would use if the one you have was taken already.
Dani Filth
14. Why you like these fourms.
i like to share and exchange informations
15. Marital status (anyone tired with their status can lie here we won't know)
single
16. Do you have a pet besides your Significant other
yes . a tomcat named Schumy
17. A passtime other than cars
18. Your most hated Teacher you ever had and Why.
never hated a teacher
19. The answer to life the universe and everything
enjoy it
20. Your Favorite Brand and model (they don't need to be related)
hard to name only one .. but i will go for Ferrari .. model -alfa 33 stradale
21. One suggestion to make these fourms better.
better , hmm .. there is no formula

[NoOne]

1. Name (User or Real) NoOne=Dave
2. Car you own Hyundai Tiburon, Ford Windstar
3. Car you want to own Mercedes-Benz SL55 AMG
4. Age 36 next month
5. Where you live Hamilton,Ontario, Canada
6. What you do. CNC Machinist/Lead Hand
7. Net income. Is it ever enough anyway?
8. Sex? Male
9. How long you've been interested in cars Since just before high school
10. How you came by this site. I was searching for car info and found this place
11. Why you joined. Ventured into the forums and liked them better than other forums I had joined in the past
12. Are you tired of this census yet Hell Yeah,9 questions ago
13. The name you would use if the one you have was taken already. ANGST, a friend of mine used to call himself PANIC, I was told that I was a calmer, mellower version of him
14. Why you like these fourms.A lot more information shared and comraderie than other forums I had been involved with, pictures, information, and members are great ... thats as much ass as I can stomach kissing in one session
15. Marital status Married
16. Do you have a pet besides your Significant other Does 3 kids count?
17. A passtime other than cars I have an almost equal passion for luxury yachts
18. Your most hated Teacher you ever had and Why. I had an ex-girlfriend that was a teacher, does she count?
19. The answer to life the universe and everything Its all found in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"
20. Your Favorite Brand and model Porsche 935 Moby Dick
21. One suggestion to make these fourms better. Limit census' to 5 questions

[r34_296kw]

1. Name.....Shawn (yes i have the same name as eggy) LOL
2. Car you own.....skyline r32 gtr vspec
3. Car you want to own.....a maclaren f1
4. Age.....aint spillin
5. Where you live.......EAST SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. What you do......full time university student part time i shadow ma parents business
7. Net income.......$55,000K - $60,000 a year (after tax and my spendings) well my parents actually gimme 99% of that money, 1% is from mcdonalds
8. Sex.....this question is inappropriate......well all know we currently have no females here
9. How long you've been interested in cars.......since i was little
10. How you came by this site.......in a search for some skylines
11. Why you joined...it has something on skyline
12. Are you tired of this census yet.......yep
13. The name you would use if the one you have was taken already... skyline_devil
14. Why you like these fourms........its hard 2 explain but i just love it here and i love the people here
15. Marital status....i have a g/f...not married...but thinking of proposing 2 her
16. Do you have a pet besides your Significant other....nope, it got killed
17. A passtime other than cars...having sex with my g/f, street racing and computers
18. Your most hated Teacher you ever had and Why...my year 5 teacher... my dad smashed him up coz he slapped me...that c*nt
19. The answer to life the universe and everything...wat?
20. Your Favorite Brand and model...snoop dogg, a simple plan, katchafire, bob marley, red hot chilli peppers, eminem, 50 cent, dr. dre, outkast, nate dogg, dmx and a few others
21. One suggestion to make these fourms better...GIVE ME WOUTER'S POSITION hehe nah jokezz

[Egg Nog]

Originally Posted by r34_296kw

15. Marital status....i have a g/f...not married...but thinking of proposing 2 her

Strange... From the guy who voted that HBoss should cheat on his girlfriend...

[The Tuner]

1. Name (User or Real) - Murtaza
2. Car you own - got a 2001 accord
3. Car you want to own - Viper Venom 800TT
4. Age (old farts may lie here) - 18
5. Where you live (sweeping generalisations are allowed for security reasons) - dubai, U.A.E.
6. What you do. - uni student
7. Net income. (Or how realistic is your soughtafter car) - 0.00
8. Sex? (almost forgot that one! and "Yes please" is NOT original) - no comment
9. How long you've been interested in cars - the day before i was born!
10. How you came by this site. - got a car pic wit the site written on it, so i came and got hooked........
11. Why you joined. - no idea!
12. Are you tired of this census yet - lol....u really wana kno wat i have to say?
13. The name you would use if the one you have was taken already. - egg nog, mebbe mechanixfetch.... :d
14. Why you like these fourms. - get to see how bored ppl can really get!
15. Marital status (anyone tired with their status can lie here we won't know) - single
16. Do you have a pet besides your Significant other - nope
17. A passtime other than cars - sports, movies, comp. games
18. Your most hated Teacher you ever had and Why. - Dr. Stephen Gyzley; coz hes a motherfu*kinsonofabi*chwhoshudbeshot-twice!
19. The answer to life the universe and everything - who's got the time to think bout it?
20. Your Favorite Brand and model (they don't need to be related) - ferrari and porsche, the viper, s2000, all the evo's.......long list!
21. One suggestion to make these fourms better. - none, theyre fine

[Misho]

1. Name....... Mohammed been known as Misho forever by everyone i know !

2. Car you own........nuthin yet. look for updates soon !

3. Car you want to own........just 1 ?? i really wanna say SL600, but i am too greedy to name just one !!

4. Age............21

5. Where you live (sweeping generalisations are allowed for security reasons)..............just left Canada and got to Egypt.

6. What you do.........just graduated with an engineering degree

7. Net income. (Or how realistic is your soughtafter car)............no income yet. looks for updates soon !!

8. Sex?............unfortuntely its the same as DasModell

9. How long you've been interested in cars.........as far as I can remember

10. How you came by this site........got some pics with the site's name on them

11. Why you joined.........mainly to view pics and then discovered that pics are the worst aspect of these forums !! they take up space and a hell lot of time to upload on a dial up connection !!

12. Are you tired of this census yet................honestly , i am

13. The name you would use if the one you have was taken already........wouldn't have joined !

14. Why you like these fourms.......... who said i do ?

15. Marital status (anyone tired with their status can lie here we won't know)................single and will remain like that for quite a while i think.

16. Do you have a pet besides your Significant other...............i like to look at pets, would never have the patience to live with one though.

17. A passtime other than cars............i really dont have any.

18. Your most hated Teacher you ever had and Why........... i have one in mind. but we have a proverb that means "only mention the good side of a dead person" so out of respect, i will have to pass on this one.

19. The answer to life the universe and everything........i really do have an answer, however posting it will cause outrage against me. i prefer we all stay friends and lose the racial tension on this one !!

20. Your Favorite Brand and model (they don't need to be related)............Mercedes, Sony, Tommy Hilfiger

21. One suggestion to make these fourms better..................we have tons of threads for that one !!

22. Your favourite thread on these forums..................Politics. and i think crisis deserves a lot of the credit. not all though ! the thread died peacefully a while ago though. i actually started liking the Miscallaneous section the most lately !! might be an indication that the quality of car related posts has declined since lately.

23. Anything else you might want to add................ i think the questions for the census could have been much better !!!

[elmajul]

1. Name (User or Real): Rafael Majul Zárate
2. Car you own: a tuned civic
3. Car you want to own: m3
4. Age (old farts may lie here): sorry dont understand
5. Where you live (sweeping generalisations are allowed for security reasons) Mexico City
6. What you do. I'm student in ITESM
7. Net income. (Or how realistic is your soughtafter car) i dont have a net income im under 18, but i think my granfathers (cuase i dont have father)income is really good
8. Sex? (almost forgot that one! and "Yes please" is NOT original) male???
9. How long you've been interested in carssince i was little
10. How you came by this site. searching for some car info about the m3
11. Why you joined. cuase its interesting
12. Are you tired of this census yet. not at all
13. The name you would use if the one you have was taken already. Majulpeño
14. Why you like these fourms. because they have much fun
15. Marital status (anyone tired with their status can lie here we won't know) ive been with my girlfriend for about a year and 2 months
16. Do you have a pet besides your Significant other
17. A passtime other than cars. girls, dont get me wrong i dont cheat
18. Your most hated Teacher you ever had and Why. i dont have one
19. The answer to life the universe and everything. being yourself, but try to think before making anything
20. Your Favorite Brand and model (they don't need to be related) BMW M3
21. One suggestion to make these fourms better. yes, pleas do not make suggestions ok?

[crisis]

1. Name (User or Real)
Crisis
2. Car you own
Holden commodore SV8, 80 series Landcruiser
3. Car you want to own
Astom Martin DB9, 100 series V8 Cruiser
4. Age (old farts may lie here)
40 and I hope some equally old fart members respond
5. Where you live (sweeping generalisations are allowed for security reasons)
Orstralia
6. What you do.
Sales
7. Net income. (Or how realistic is your soughtafter car)
My wife earns more than me. I get the car allowance though.
8. Sex? (almost forgot that one! and "Yes please" is NOT original)
I used to until I got married
9. How long you've been interested in cars
since I was little
10. How you came by this site.
chased the source of a car pictured that was sent to me by email
11. Why you joined.
So I could argue about Fords and Holdens with kickholdens (why isnt he on these forums)
12. Are you tired of this census yet
no. I could could go on like this all afternoon.
13. The name you would use if the one you have was taken already.
I dont know, I hate it when that happens
14. Why you like these fourms.
I can talk to people openly without being embarresed of my opinions. I can talk to people who are younger than me, I dont think I would ever sit down with a 16-17 year old stranger and discuss cars, politics or anything else. I liked the politics thread and learnt a lot from Misho and white devil (really, everyone has a story) Im impressed by the knowledge and maturity of FPV GTHO and Falcon 500 (not meant to sound condescending). There are other members here I also enjoy verbal jousting with. And gee, everyones so nice to me!
15. Marital status (anyone tired with their status can lie here we won't know)
Yes I have one.
16. Do you have a pet besides your Significant other
Not personally but I just recently buried my daughters rabbit and am buying her a puppy.
17. A passtime other than cars
Music, guitar, camping, fishing , watching football (Aussie rules) , reading, drinking, socialising, not working.
18. Your most hated Teacher you ever had and Why.
Cant remeber the wankers name but he punched me in the guts when I was in year 11 or so for climbing over an outside pine chair. Apparently it was some kind of capital crime. I am not a violent person but I have always harboured the fantasy of walking up to him in the street and returning the favour. Pricks probably dead now anyway. Hope it hurt.
19. The answer to life the universe and everything
Life is a series of chemical reactions. ( sorry Misho ) Doesnt matter though, just enjoy.
20. Your Favorite Brand and model (they don't need to be related)
Cascade (beer), Washburn, PRS, ( guitars ), Marshall, Wirra Wirra Chuch Block (red wine), Aston Martin, Primare, Krell, Mark Levinson, Wadia (hif fi gear)
21. One suggestion to make these fourms better.
I will leave thatr to the experts.

[fpv_gtho]

1. Name (User or Real): Jacob
2. Car you own: ha, dont own one. used to have a mini moke though before it, ah got wrecked
3. Car you want to own: I'd love an EL2 XR8 with the 185kw engine even though the engines not the best when it comes to sophistication and its still got a live axle rear end
4. Age (old farts may lie here): 15, 16 this year
5. Where you live (sweeping generalisations are allowed for security reasons): ST Marys NSW Australia
6. What you do.: student
7. Net income. (Or how realistic is your soughtafter car): im a lazy bastard and dont have a job
8. Sex? (almost forgot that one! and "Yes please" is NOT original): male
9. How long you've been interested in cars: it feels like forever, but about when i was 10 i started taking things seriously
10. How you came by this site.: found it awhile ago i think when i was searching for stuff on one of the BA's, i think it was the supercar after they launched it at Bathurst
11. Why you joined.: more interesting than the comments section on the cars
12. Are you tired of this census yet: yes
13. The name you would use if the one you have was taken already.: i wouldve tried it in capitals, then without the underscore, then given up probably
14. Why you like these fourms.: better than the comments section, you can argue with people without it having to have any relevance to a car, you can post pics, you can ask people about things you dont know and get a straight answer most of the time
15. Marital status (anyone tired with their status can lie here we won't know) single
16. Do you have a pet besides your Significant other: yes my kitten peppy. she got that name after Pepe le pew, not to do of her colour, but one day she done this crap that absolutely stunk
17. A passtime other than cars: sleep, sleep, sleep, eat, eat, umm what else, think about this chick i like thats bout it really
18. Your most hated Teacher you ever had and Why.: my religion teacher from last year which i think i still have this year, he gave my class more work than every other class in the yeargroup and he tried to give me even more on some occasions cause i done this essay at the start of the year he liked which i fluked.
19. The answer to life the universe and everything: i dunno, what comes up must come down
20. Your Favorite Brand and model (they don't need to be related) Ford, Mazda, Valiant, Lamborghini
21. One suggestion to make these fourms better: umm, make some sort of aptitude test when you sign up so we dont get complete idiots trying to share their lack of knowledge

[Misho]

Originally Posted by crisis

I liked the politics thread and learnt a lot from Misho

thank you, i also enjoyed that thread more than anything else on these forums, and found it very mentally satisfying and highly polite and full of information and logical, mature discussions and exchange of opinions. thank you again and feel free to revive the thread with any questions/topics u might want to bring up !!

i really think that this particular census thread should not have any discussions at the moment. but i really thought that i owed crisis a thank you post!!