Call for Alesi ban from DTM

[Matra et Alpine]

After the BAR issue in Formula one racing is now shocked to hear that the FIA are investigating Jean Alesi in DTM for having an illegal container for fuel during the race.

Stewards were currently reviewing the evidence on the claim that an additional tank was used in the race to provide extra fuel outwith the pit area. Not quite as sophisticated or as well hidden as the BAR one but there has as yet not been an offocial announcement. Alesi reportedly said "the stewards knew of the tank in advance. We know we did not break any rules. We expect to be confirmed as innocent. The tank is a necesary part of the car and has always been there, we dont' know why it is only being talked about now."

See the attached image and video.
To make it easier to identify this extra tank, it is arrowed in the second picture.

Ferrari are rumoured to be monitoring the case in the hope of applying the same approach in F1 !!!

[Wouter Melissen]

It's hard to see, but I get your point.

[derekthetree]

i feel that he gained an unfair advantage by carrying this well-disguised extra fuel tank, that was obviously sneaked aboard during a routine pitstop, while the officials were looking the other way.

[Rockefella]

British humor I suppose.

[emperor]

I think the officials should be praised for their incredible intuition and skills that have uncoverd this well disguised secret.

[Matra et Alpine]

Originally Posted by Rockefella

British humor I suppose.

yes.

If it's not humour you're looking for we also do arguments. Wwe can offer you a 5 minute arguement, a 10 minute argument or even a whole course for only £10. We can combine it with in introductory 30 minute "being-hit-on-the-head lessons"

However we have to warn that we dont' consider contradiction as argument.
Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

if you just wait over by the gentleman with the lively blue parrot we'll get back to you shortly.......

[emperor]

Hey, Matra. Can you also argue in your free time?

[derekthetree]

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

yes.

If it's not humour you're looking for we also do arguments. Wwe can offer you a 5 minute arguement, a 10 minute argument or even a whole course for only £10. We can combine it with in introductory 30 minute "being-hit-on-the-head lessons"

However we have to warn that we dont' consider contradiction as argument.
Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

if you just wait over by the gentleman with the lively blue parrot we'll get back to you shortly.......

as parodied greatly in Family Guy, in the episode where peter is indebted to the mob and gets says that the worst thing britain has is drive-by arguments.
cue in a man pulling up to someone and shouting 'i disagree' then driving off. pure genius.

[aNOBLEman]

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

yes.

If it's not humour you're looking for we also do arguments. Wwe can offer you a 5 minute arguement, a 10 minute argument or even a whole course for only £10. We can combine it with in introductory 30 minute "being-hit-on-the-head lessons"

However we have to warn that we dont' consider contradiction as argument.
Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

if you just wait over by the gentleman with the lively blue parrot we'll get back to you shortly.......

No it isn't.
Yes it is.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
Time's up.

I love Monty Python.

[Rockefella]

Originally Posted by derekthetree

as parodied greatly in Family Guy, in the episode where peter is indebted to the mob and gets says that the worst thing britain has is drive-by arguments.
cue in a man pulling up to someone and shouting 'i disagree' then driving off. pure genius.

Family guy is probably the only really good comedy we have here in the U.S. Just stupid spontaneous things like shooting the lock off of a safe with a 9mm handgun just to grab another 9mm handgun already in the safe.

[Suka]

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

yes.

If it's not humour you're looking for we also do arguments. Wwe can offer you a 5 minute arguement, a 10 minute argument or even a whole course for only £10. We can combine it with in introductory 30 minute "being-hit-on-the-head lessons"

However we have to warn that we dont' consider contradiction as argument.
Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

if you just wait over by the gentleman with the lively blue parrot we'll get back to you shortly.......

I think its a bit runnier than you'd like.

[Cotterik]

matra you argument-whore

[emperor]

You bastards.
You viscious, heartless bastards!
Look what you've done to him. He' worked his fingers to the bones to make this place what it is and you come in hetre with your petty, viscious, heartless quiveling and you grind him into the dirt. This fine, honorable man, whos boots you're not worthy to kiss.
Oooo, it makes me mad!
Mad...
Maaaaad.....

[jorismo]

I don't think he had sow much advantage of it...

[spi-ti-tout]

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

if you just wait over by the gentleman with the lively blue parrot we'll get back to you shortly.......

Queue the blue parrot

Damn, Brits are fiery people *shudders*