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Old 07-08-2005, 07:36 PM
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The UCP Riddle Thread

its probably been done before, but i think it would be fun to have a riddle thread where whoever guesses the riddle correctly posts a new one, ill start if you guys actuallywant to do this, i mean afterall the word UN association has like 1,500 posts, so why not?

dang i forgot my riddle...

ok well then heres an easy one:

what starts life on for legs, then two, then three then six?
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Old 07-08-2005, 07:52 PM
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a horse who has 2 legs amputated only to have a peg leg on ONE of them, then to be genetically mutated into a six legged-horse.
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Old 07-08-2005, 08:01 PM
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A human?

I got another one, what has 9 arms and sucks?
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Old 07-08-2005, 08:35 PM
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Old 07-08-2005, 08:54 PM
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Old 07-09-2005, 08:43 AM
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nonopus??
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Old 07-09-2005, 09:02 AM
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Old 07-10-2005, 10:08 AM
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what has 180 legs and no pubic hair? the whole first row of an ashley simpson concert! zing!
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:24 AM
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