Anyone tried internet dating?

[Jack_Bauer]

Well, if any of you are thinking of trying it here's a warning for you!!

Talk about a Freudian nightmare!

[Egg Nog]

Woah, brutal! Poor guy - If anyone is to blame, it's his mother: She was still married and shouldn't have gone trolling for internet meat

[RazaBlade]

WTF!!! Thats just wrong! I feel sorry for the dad.....

[Jack_Bauer]

Originally Posted by Egg Nog

Woah, brutal! Poor guy - If anyone is to blame, it's his mother: She was still married and shouldn't have gone trolling for internet meat

He's just as much to blame for me, he was obviously trawling the internet for some MILF and got a little more MILF than he bargained for.

[Egg Nog]

Originally Posted by Jack_Bauer

He's just as much to blame for me, he was obviously trawling the internet for some MILF and got a little more MILF than he bargained for.

Had he followed through and it had been another person though, it wouldn't be adultery. Hell, I don't even want to think about this anymore He definitely got far too much MILF

[d-quik]

omg i remember reading this before

fuggin owned by own stupidity

[my porsche]

thats awesome! hahaha so funny

i thought jack_bauer was askingabout it cuz he was considering it

[Jack_Bauer]

Originally Posted by my porsche

thats awesome! hahaha so funny

i thought jack_bauer was askingabout it cuz he was considering it

How do you know I'm not?

[Spastik_Roach]

Originally Posted by Jack_Bauer

How do you know I'm not?

I'm just gunna move a little...over...there...

[my porsche]

whaaaa?

[Newbomb Turk]

OK, here's a story for you. Back when i had AOL i used to hang out in the chatrooms. I was 1 of the regulars in the local rooms and we would have room functions where we'd all do things outside the internet together. Well, we decided 1 time to go to the drive in movies. I got an IM from a female and she wanted to know if i'd take her. She sent me a pic and it was more than acceptable. I agreed and picked her up the night of the movie. When i knocked on her apartment door a guy answered and before i could say/do anything she came out and took me down the hall. I asked who the guy was and she said "Oh, that's my HUSBAND. He thinks we're going to a PTA meeting." Needless to say the rest of the evening was spent avoiding her and when i brought her home i told her i never wanted to hear from her or see her again. Not exactly internet dating but entertaining, none-the-less.

[Esperante]

This 'story' is sourced from 'Weekly World News.' For those of you who don't buy groceries, this is the same newspaper that gave us 'Batboy.'

Why, that sneaky sonofabitch...

Originally Posted by Weekly World News

BAT BOY STEALS CAR -- AND GOES ON THREE STATE JOY RIDE!
MISSING HALF-BAT, HALF-HUMAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DETROIT -- Bat Boy, the world's favorite winged freak, went on an incredible, death-defying joyride through Michigan, Indiana and Ohio after carjacking a brand new Mini Cooper -- and is still on the lam somewhere in America!

The brazen theft took place in the crowded parking lot of a Mini dealership. Eyewitnesses report that the Mini Cooper's owner had just accepted the keys to the vehicle when Bat Boy jumped out from behind some bushes, snatched the keys and sped away.

"The whole thing happened in a matter of seconds," says the car's horrified owner, who asked not to be identified. "The dealer had just handed me the keys when this monstrous creature appeared out of nowhere and tore off like a bat out of hell."

Police suspect that Bat Boy had been casing the dealership for hours, waiting for just the right moment to strike. Two employees gave chase, but Bat Boy quickly lost them in traffic.

Police say they are looking for a red Mini Cooper, last seen around Akron. A police spokesman says, "That little speed demon was heading East on Interstate 80. We urge all motorists to be on the lookout for this car, and to notify authorities if they see a Mini Cooper driven by a bat-like creature."

There were numerous sightings of Bat Boy following the theft, but police have been unable to locate him and he remains at large as of this writing.

"We know where Bat Boy has been during his little adventure -- we just don't know where he is now," notes FBI Special Agent Jack Trasker.

"We've been tracking his movements via reports of gas station drive-offs -- apparently Bat Boy is stealing gas when the tank runs low and drives away before police can respond."

Bat Boy learned how to drive while working with the U.S. military combating terrorism in Afghanistan.

Secret military files leaked to Weekly World News report that he stole at least two Jeeps and a tank during his stint there.

Since returning to the United States, Bat Boy's behavior has become increasingly erratic.

Three months ago he escaped from government custody and became a fugitive.

Police reports collected from stunned onlookers put Bat Boy in at least three different states. Sitings include:
The Detroit Zoo, where he was believed to be looking for a quick snack.
Drive-through of an Indiana donut shop. Several police officers taking a break in the shop gave chase, but Bat Boy managed to lose them in traffic.
Interstate chase in Ohio. With cops in hot pursuit, Bat Boy whizzed down the Interstate at speeds in excess of 100 miles an hour.

Authorities are desperate to recapture Bat Boy, and have asked the nation's driving public to immediately report anything unusual. FBI and police scoured the tri-state area via car and helicopter, but they're no closer to capturing Bat Boy than they were three months ago.

"Hell, he could be a thousand miles from here by now," notes Agent Trasker, who has been on Bat Boy's tail since he escaped government custody.

"For someone so weird, he manages to hide himself pretty easily. With winter just around the corner, he'll probably head south.

"We already have task forces assembled in Georgia, North Carolina and Florida so when he shows up, we'll be ready."

In the meantime, the owner of the stolen Mini Cooper says he probably won't press charges should Bat Boy finally be captured.

"I hope Bat Boy learns his lesson and turns himself in," the man says. "I just want my Mini Cooper back."

Check out the witnesses photo's in the current (January 2003 Special) "Newsstand Issue" on sale now!

A typical front page:

[Vindesh17]

thats one freaky story, I mean how would you feel if you saw your mom when you were expecting some hot young girl? but it is pretty funny though.

[Vindesh17]

hey Newbomb Turk, you joined on my birthday(today) and you got 49 posts, what a feat, congrats.

[Newbomb Turk]

Originally Posted by Vindesh17

hey Newbomb Turk, you joined on my birthday(today) and you got 49 posts, what a feat, congrats.

Meh, i have no life.