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Old 09-08-2008, 05:24 AM
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what, the brahman calf?
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:27 AM
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genetic defect caused by clutch having sex with the mother cow just after conception by a regular bull.
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Old 09-08-2008, 06:51 AM
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He can make money from that, Bestiality.
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Old 09-08-2008, 07:11 AM
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You know better than to post porn on these forums, Clutch.
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:21 PM
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ironically, today my timnetable says my class is "introduction to rectal palpation"
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:32 PM
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why are you taking the intro, or are you teaching it
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:34 PM
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well i've already done it on prac work out west, some of it anyway.
but i look foward to the hilarious budget animation they use to present the method.
and the giant tubs of lube.
<3 this course
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:15 AM
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Seriously. Wow.

Vet science sounds like Porn 101.

Although Rectal palpatation sounds like theres a heart in your ass.
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:26 AM
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technically there sorta is, if the cow is pregnant.
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What the crap.

And I eat these things. Copiously.
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what?
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:31 AM
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What the crap.

And I eat these things. Copiously.
kanagroo meat is looking pretty good these days...
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what?
the whole point of going in armpit deep into a cow's ass is to swoop down on it's uterus from above. and check if it's pregnant. if it's got a foetus, the foetus will have a (non-functioning) heart. so there's a heart around the ass somewhere.
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:35 AM
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can you count an arms deep inside something NEAR the exit?
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:39 AM
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Late night at the UCP Bondage club....

Clutch is 3/4 of an arm deep in some pregnant cow.

A man-at-tea talking out of his ass.

And Reginald resolves to eat out more often.

(I'd like to double THOSE entendres....)
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:49 AM
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can you count an arms deep inside something NEAR the exit?
sure, i mean you're bending your arm over anyway.
and during all this; the cow is trying to crap out your arm. hilarity ensues.
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