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Old 06-01-2006, 12:56 AM
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I finelly solve the problem(s) for America! lol
My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants.

To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans,

Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they

affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:03 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Sh*tting right on the sh*tty government.
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Old 06-01-2006, 03:04 AM
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No wonder their policy is sh!t
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:23 PM
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lol thats great!!
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:54 PM
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Havent seen you for a while and your back with fire

Great idea id patent it before Bush tries to impliment it
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:58 PM
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Great! LOL! We'd better do the same in France.
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:17 PM
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HA! this made my day


Honestly it did.
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:56 PM
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great! brilliant. i hire them for 2 hours to do the lawn work when i dont want to
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Old 06-01-2006, 02:08 PM
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Was I the only person to think this thread was by Ali Baba by looking at the thread title and before looking at the thread creator?
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Old 06-02-2006, 12:42 PM
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^^alter-egos!!?
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Old 06-03-2006, 02:26 AM
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we should do the same in Canada.........HIRE THE HOBOES!!!!!!
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