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Old 11-08-2006, 05:27 PM
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Why religious people generally have jumped in the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking...
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:33 PM
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I love my bananas with a nonslip surface.
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:39 PM
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I love my bananas with a nonslip surface.
Therefore God engineered Teflon

They forgot the point that writing on a banana skin with a Biro is actually amazing- try it sometime. Most awesome feel ever.
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:42 PM
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I really hope these guys are not serious. That's total randomness!
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:35 PM
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Well I'm convinced now - there must be a God because a few thousand years of human guided selective breeding results in a plant we find useful........
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Old 11-08-2006, 07:31 PM
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I laugh in the face of those religious zealots...
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Old 11-08-2006, 09:25 PM
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:28 AM
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Oh my gentle Jesus... can I have those 72 seconds of my life back, please?
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:24 AM
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thats f*cked up.. both of them.
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:03 AM
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The funny thing is the Laughter as medicine has a lot of science to support it.

It is proven to reduce blood pressure, increase immune response and speed heeling from disease.

The Oumm sound that is chanted by Yogis (not the cartoon bear) is approx the same frequency as a cat's purr - and that promotes bone repair after fractures.
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:56 AM
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I've never heard someone compare a banana to a soda can...until now that is.
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:11 AM
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is this the one where they justify the banana's creation by saying it fits in your hand? That's old news.
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