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Old 12-11-2006, 03:46 AM
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Q: well mate i thought id seen it all i have now
A: Hi. Yeah, I thought I'd seen it all too. Then I realised I'd never seen a Jewish postman with leg calipers and a bag of poisoned bananas sitting atop an elephant with abandonment issues and a docked tail running blindly through a burning zoo at sunset on a Pancake Tuesday. See, just when you think you've got infinite possibility beat, you get bowled a googly.



PS should help those struggling to grasp British humour as deployed by JC
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Old 12-11-2006, 04:36 AM
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very funny, if this is really ebay im surprised they allow it.
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Old 12-11-2006, 06:46 AM
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If it stays below £5, I WILL put a bid in and see exactly what I get in return.
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:08 AM
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Ah brittish humor...I must retrieve that Black Books DVD of mine...
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Old 12-11-2006, 12:41 PM
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Ahahaha ahahahahahhaahhaa!!!
Thats a great posting. Just what I needed.
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:30 PM
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YES!!! I've always wanted to buy a chav-mobile.
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Old 12-11-2006, 03:03 PM
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Wow, that's pretty cool.
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Old 12-11-2006, 03:42 PM
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Q: Do you come with the car?

A: Only when driving over cobbles.

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