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10-22-2004, 09:25 AM
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But yor biased then lol
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01-11-2005, 08:44 PM
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Um…
I think about 65 companies would sue you for all you've got if you showed them those. But GOD that is funny!!!
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01-11-2005, 08:49 PM
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01-11-2005, 10:28 PM
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Good job bringing back a old thread.
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01-12-2005, 05:17 AM
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ACURA
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12-07-2005, 02:28 PM
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hummer
huge ugly motoring machine,eats roads
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12-07-2005, 03:20 PM
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lol funny!!
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12-07-2005, 06:07 PM
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12-09-2005, 06:42 PM
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Porsche - Poor Old Retirery Should Check His Ego.
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12-10-2005, 05:13 AM
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Audi - Always Underwhelming Despite Innovation
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12-23-2005, 12:11 AM
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dodge-drive over dead green europeans.
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