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Old 02-01-2008, 05:22 PM
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UCP Nominations (2007) - Best Signature

Vote here for the user with the best/funniest/most interesting signature. I have signatures turned off personally, but some people like the things. Go ahead and post your picks.
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:40 PM
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Clutch's signature comparing an engine to a vagina was gold.
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:06 PM
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Clutch's signature comparing an engine to a vagina was gold.
Agreed.
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:20 PM
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care to quote it? i dont remember it..

we should quote the sigs as we nominate them in this thread I'd say..
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:22 PM
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care to quote it? i dont remember it..

we should quote the sigs as we nominate them in this thread I'd say..
I think it's better to ask Clutch himself, I don't remember exactly what it was.
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Old 02-02-2008, 06:23 AM
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I like Jack Bauer's. I believe it goes something along the lines of, "Sorry I'm late boss. The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive."

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Old 02-02-2008, 07:24 AM
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henk4:
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Douglas Adams"
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:31 AM
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I like Jack Bauer's. I believe it goes something along the lines of, "Sorry I'm late boss. The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive."

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im copying you..like that one a lot
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Old 02-02-2008, 02:52 PM
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I like mine.
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Old 02-02-2008, 05:26 PM
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henk4:
""I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously"

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Seconded. And I agree totally with what it actually says. Ban religion I say...!
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Old 02-05-2008, 12:10 AM
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I think it's better to ask Clutch himself, I don't remember exactly what it was.
it was this:
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The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, it's self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental.
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:06 AM
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I like Jack Bauer's. I believe it goes something along the lines of, "Sorry I'm late boss. The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive."

/the boss
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henk4:
""I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously"

Douglas Adams"
its tight between these too.

I quite like mine as well. Any of you seen "who killed the electric car?"
It is one hell of an interesting documrntary.
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