eBay Find of the Day

[Jack_Bauer]

Someone has just emailed me this. Made me chuckle!

The questions at the bottom are pretty funny too...

SHARON OSBORN adulterous, lying, cheating BITCH WHORE on eBay, also, Men's Accessories, Clothes, Shoes Accessories (end time 13-May-08 14:31:50 BST)

Payback's a bitch!

[Wouter Melissen]

Hahaha

[fisetdavid26]

Haha that's great.

[faksta]

I was late...

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[fisetdavid26]

Originally Posted by faksta

I was late...

Strange, it worked 15 minutes ago when I posted...

[Jack_Bauer]

Oh well, good fun while it lasted.

Here's what the eBay listing was...

Here is my lying, cheating, adulterous bitch whore of a wife SHARON OSBORN (07944474687), after 26 years of marriage she goes off and has an affair with RICHARD P DREW (07802892122), they both work together at NETWORK RAIL, BLETCHLEY DEPOT. (01908372321). Please dont bid on her because she's worth sod all. However, she can be collected from 33 GREAT ELMS ROAD, HEMEL HEMPSTEAD, HP3 9TW. where RICHARD still lives with his wife NICCOLA.



Question & Answer Answered On

Q: If this is true, well done mate!!! That is the funniest thing ever. Shes a Trout
A: all true buddy

Q: Is she willing to have sex with animals on film?
A: got the tapes here

Q: Will you ship to the USA? Regards Miami Dolphins Marching Band
A: sorry collection only

Q: I find it hard to belive 2 men would go with something with teeth that match the colour of her hair? Could i have some proof?
A: hilarious

Q: As someone who has just split with another cheating, lying, whore I'd like to advise you this may be seen as 'harassment'. at which point the police will raid your house and seize your computers, then fail to provide the evidence to both the prosecution and defense when you get to court. If only you could stone the bitch to death eh?
A: many thanks

Q: Sorry for ya mate...but by the looks of things at least the bitch is going to make you rich!
A: we live in hope, cheers

Q: How did you find out what was going on?
A: dumb bitch was just careless

Q: Were you crying while making this ad?
A: only with laughter

Q: How many previous owners? What are the emissions like? Been serviced recently? How much does it cost to fill up? Good luck!
A: too many to list, thanks

Q: Was that photo taken pre or post donkey punch?
A: definately pre, that was one of the better ones

Q: Soory about your situation, but would you consider swapping for a Y reg Ford Fiesta? Only 68,000 miles..
A: your fiesta would be a darn sight more reliable mate, stick with it

Q: Does she come with full service history?
A: as serviced very recently by richard drew

Q: Question 1. Can I have another pic, from a different angle! 2 Does she take it in the shitter? 3 can't get through to her phone! pls can I have an e-mail
A: sharon.osborn@networkrail.co.uk

Q: Are you sure they aren't just good friends, and why haven't you bopped Tricky Dicky
on his nose ?
A: watch this space

Q: whats the sloppy seconds taste like ???
A: when i find the next bloke she shags i'll ask him

Q: Mate, sorry for you but fair play to ya..good luck
A: cheers

Q: What are the approximate dimensions of her chuff?
A: XXXL

Q: What are the approximate dimensions of her chuff?
A: XL

Q: Do you realise this has spread across the net? WestHamOnline.net - The Online WHU Community - sorry about your situation but thanks for the afternoon entertainment - Pee Wee
A: absolute pleasure

Q: Does she have a gag reflex?
A: No, just makes everybody else gag

[ScionDriver]

That's quite hilarious. Seems like the bitch had it coming. You destroy your husband and your marriage and you deserve public humiliation.

[Street_Dreamer]

I'm SO tempted to phone the number... but she's probably just turned her phone off or snapped the sim card by now...

[faksta]

Hahah..she made him angry for sure

[2ndclasscitizen]

Q: Does she have a gag reflex?
A: No, just makes everybody else gag

Goddamn win.

[Dantera22B]

What a leg end. I applaud this man

[LotusLocost]

This was a good laugh for sure!

[Zytek_Fan]

What a badass.