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View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight?
Techno Viking 2 6.45%
Chuck Norris 16 51.61%
Jack Bauer 4 12.90%
Karrmann 9 29.03%
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:56 PM
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Who would win in a fight?
All kinds of weapons are allowed, even a Toyota Prius or Glow Sticks.

Techno Viking



Chuck Norris



Jack Bauer



Karrmann

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Old 01-13-2009, 06:04 PM
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Who is this techno-viking guy? never heard of him.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:08 PM
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its not that the others will lose. its just that chuck norris will always win.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:11 PM
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Who is this techno-viking guy? never heard of him.
He's an internet sensation, just like Karrmann

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Old 01-13-2009, 06:38 PM
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Clearly Technoviking would beat them all.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:53 PM
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Haha Niko.

Karrmann may post whore them to death.
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:03 PM
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i'm old school so chuck norris

what about stallone, vandamne and segal?
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:17 PM
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gonna go with kimbo slice. and his beard.
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:01 PM
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depends. karmann's posts will make their brains implode, leaving them helpless.
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:11 PM
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Jack Bauer would have them incapacitated before they would know what was going on. He's faster than the speed of light.
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:25 PM
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the fact that techno viking, jack bauer and karrmann exist at all is due to chuck norris

this is because there is no such thing as evolution, only a list of things chuck norris allows to live
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:30 PM
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Chuck Norris could beat them all with his panceas (considered a concealed weapon in 48 states)
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:46 PM
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There would be no fight. When Chuck Norris is involved there is only annihilation.

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:26 AM
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:36 AM
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pah, these guys are all past it :0
the new danger on the block and the threat to world war is born from the Glasgow Kiss.

Even the Glasgow polis don't stand up to these combatants and the British Army runs and hides .............

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