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Old 11-01-2009, 08:03 PM
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I always wash down a 3am kebab with 17 pints. Wouldnt have it any other way!
It's probably the alcohol from the 17 pints that's saving your life from all the kebaby goodness. I mean, alcohol's a disinfectant, right? Stands to reason that the more of it you have in your system the fewer unhealthy germs you'll have. And what about all this whole grain that people keep telling us is so good that can be found in beer? And new studies that show 8-14 drinks a week greatly reduce the risk of alzheimers?

Drink for your health, if not for you, then for the children.
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Old 11-01-2009, 08:16 PM
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It's probably the alcohol from the 17 pints that's saving your life from all the kebaby goodness. I mean, alcohol's a disinfectant, right?
when it's concentrated enough
i don't think vodka cruisers count, sorry bluey.
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Old 11-01-2009, 08:35 PM
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when it's concentrated enough
i don't think vodka cruisers count, sorry bluey.
I lulzed.

I so missed out on the experience of drunken class...Mostly because if I'm drunk my work ends up looking like a mess of lines and masses...

Oh, wait.
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Old 11-01-2009, 08:42 PM
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I lulzed.

I so missed out on the experience of drunken class...Mostly because if I'm drunk my work ends up looking like a mess of lines and masses...

Oh, wait.
I think everyone should show up to a final drunk and wearing a bathrobe at least once. That's what your freshman year is for, really.
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Old 11-01-2009, 08:52 PM
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I think everyone should show up to a final drunk and wearing a bathrobe at least once. That's what your freshman year is for, really.
forty of us drunk and wearing overalls.
and then we continued the pub crawl after our final exam.. at 11am.
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Old 11-01-2009, 08:56 PM
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forty of us drunk and wearing overalls.
and then we continued the pub crawl after our final exam.. at 11am.
That sounds very... Australian.
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Old 11-01-2009, 09:00 PM
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That sounds very... Australian.
the best bit was around 9pm, trying to get into this club. half of us have barged in when the bouncer grabs my arm and says "you can't go in wearing those overalls, you'll have to take it off"
me: "i'm not..i'm not wearing anything under this."
him: "uh.. um.. well don't cause any trouble then."
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Old 11-01-2009, 09:05 PM
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Tee hee!

See in Canberra the bouncers are incredibly self important and just wouldn't have let any of you in. you're not wearing the right T-Shirt.....

I got refused entry once for my shoes. They had laces So I was refused.

The kids in the grandad ninja slip on's, who will likely step on a piece of broken glass and sue the establishment....they were fine.

F**k Canberra security staff. They are made of fail and AIDS.
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:41 AM
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I lulzed.

I so missed out on the experience of drunken class...Mostly because if I'm drunk my work ends up looking like a mess of lines and masses...

Oh, wait.
I've also found that as drinking progresses is far easier to eat japanese food with chopsticks. I mean you still end up eating nothing (now I know why Japanese people aren't fat), but you have far more fun...

So, drink more and everything will improve.
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:01 AM
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I can eat the hell out of food with chopsticks.. booze or otherwise.
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:31 AM
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I am not very adept with chopsticks.

I maintain they are racist towards left handers.
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:54 PM
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Tee hee!

See in Canberra the bouncers are incredibly self important and just wouldn't have let any of you in. you're not wearing the right T-Shirt.....

I got refused entry once for my shoes. They had laces So I was refused.

The kids in the grandad ninja slip on's, who will likely step on a piece of broken glass and sue the establishment....they were fine.

F**k Canberra security staff. They are made of fail and AIDS.
I thought it was rough in Canberra mate but Adelaides shocking... I got knocked back on shoes, shirt and hair...

WTF. HAIR! Yes I have been skating all day, yes im still wearing the same clothes, yes I am a HUGE GIANT, but arent the green bills in my wallet as good any other guys?
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:03 PM
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No simon, Giant money is tainted...
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:54 PM
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Just a quick heads up for australians (sif any other nationality can post in here!)
about the toybaru (FT-86).

Subaru sports car a chance for Australia

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The Subaru version of a two-door sports car built in conjunction with Toyota could still be sold in Australia even though it does not drive all four wheels.

Subaru Australia managing director Nick Senior says the lack of all-wheel-drive – a Subaru trademark in Australia since 1997 – on the yet-to-be-built sports car is not enough to rule it out from Australian sale.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:18 PM
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thank christ. a subaru that doesn't look like ass. or will it? how is the model differentiation with toyota going to work? i heard someone say the toyota will look better but be slower, the subaru will have go faster bits but be ugly. so it's a choice of speed or looks lol
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