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Old 08-29-2009, 10:35 PM
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and the looking glass spider
with the itchy brown eye
polishes the Ferrari Spyder
for the catcher in the rye
ah get born
read some porn
suck a c-ck
smoke a rock
tell your boss she's a bitch
and your mom could be a witch

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Old 08-29-2009, 10:40 PM
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Lol. Just randomness.
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Old 08-30-2009, 12:13 AM
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rofl, pt proven.
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Old 08-30-2009, 12:16 AM
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So if you walk into a bathroom and notice that there's a scale next to the toilet, am I the only one that will weigh himself before and after just for scientific lulz?
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Depends on how much of a rush i'm in to get there in the first place.
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Old 08-30-2009, 12:48 AM
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Here's some random I prepared earlier:

To whom it may concern. I am writing today to propose a clarification on the accepted hand gesture for ‘a bit’. The gesture in question is when one holds up one’s hand with the thumb and index finger held a small distance apart. I propose that the distance between the digits be set at 14.4mm. The reason behind this is that this is the difference between the accepted rule of thumb metric conversion of 1 yard (900mm) a conversion that is a bit more accurate (914.4mm). It seems a minimal difference between an inch being 25mm and 25.4mm, but that rounding really makes a difference when lengths converted are increased. I feel that regulating this will assist the public at large to make everyday life more accurate and efficient. I shall be looking forward to the ensuing parliamentry debate.
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Old 08-30-2009, 10:54 AM
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Check this school's web site Pace High School, everything okay right? use ".com" instead of ".net".
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Old 08-30-2009, 03:57 PM
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I'm not even going to attempt to research that one Dary.
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Old 08-30-2009, 05:10 PM
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Old 08-31-2009, 08:06 PM
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I'm going to use this thread to hit on cargirl.
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Old 08-31-2009, 09:03 PM
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I'm going to use this thread to hit on cargirl.
I'm going to use this thread to hit baddabang.
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Old 09-01-2009, 12:23 AM
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<- recent found that cargirl does NOT accept PM. damn there goes a perfectly good opportunity.
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Old 09-01-2009, 12:25 AM
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<- recent found that cargirl does NOT accept PM. damn there goes a perfectly good opportunity.
Noticed that, too. So antisocial. I thought all canuckistanis were supposed to be really friendly? I was even going to use it for a legitimate purpose, unlike you lot.
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Old 09-01-2009, 12:57 AM
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I'm friendly. It shouldn't be like that, I'm sure of it. It's only for members.
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:12 AM
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So I got bored and started googling random words and discovered that if you google "lolvo" you find some of pimento's posts.
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