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Old 05-18-2004, 07:53 PM
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Childless couple told to try...

...sex.

"A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: 'When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?''.

'We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate.'

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

Almost hard to believe...
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Old 05-18-2004, 08:00 PM
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impressive stupidity
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Old 05-18-2004, 08:25 PM
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sex is part of the human instinct, so i dont see how this can be true.
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Old 05-18-2004, 08:40 PM
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man imagine not knowing about sex your whole life and then finding out after your married. god that would suck. how did they make it through college without knowing.
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:21 AM
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Apparently on their wedding night they were up all hours waiting for the swelling to go down.
You cant beet religious oppression though. Dont touch this, dont touch that, God says you go to hell if you wank. No wonder some priests end up as perverts.
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:32 AM
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Apparently on their wedding night they were up all hours waiting for the swelling to go down.
You cant beet religious oppression though. Dont touch this, dont touch that, God says you go to hell if you wank. No wonder some priests end up as perverts.
haha, stupid religious germans. Subject of a society that lost its human knowledge.. FOOLS
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:57 AM
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its now safer to have mr osbourne as a babysitter then it is to have a catholic preist!

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Old 05-19-2004, 09:15 AM
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its now safer to have mr osbourne as a babysitter then it is to have a catholic preist!
LOL!!!
wat abt mr jackson?

but how the fe*k can u not kno abt sex? n tht too livin in germany??? ma friend snapped a pic of a couple gettin it on on a park bench under some thin sheet...u dont even havta learn, jus look around!!!
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Old 05-19-2004, 09:23 AM
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haha very funny great
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haha, stupid religious germans. Subject of a society that lost its human knowledge.. FOOLS
WHAT THE HELL? SOMEBODY JUST TOOK A POINT OFF MY REP FOR SAYIN THAT?? i mean...WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
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Old 05-19-2004, 09:54 AM
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Cotterik, i guess u mis-worded your post. not sure about a -1 though.
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haha, stupid religious germans. Subject of a society that lost its human knowledge.. FOOLS
I feel kind of offended with your comment (German grandparents, went to German school when little, I have a German passport bla bla bla )

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WHAT THE HELL? SOMEBODY JUST TOOK A POINT OFF MY REP FOR SAYIN THAT?? i mean...WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Yeah and I should take another one, but well, I guess one is enough so I won't, but you should watch what you say.
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Old 05-19-2004, 03:02 PM
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I feel kind of offended with your comment (German grandparents, went to German school when little, I have a German passport bla bla bla )

Yeah and I should take another one, but well, I guess one is enough so I won't, but you should watch what you say.
Nio I tihnk you over-reacted.

The couple were stupid, were in a religious sect and were German.
So in it's entirety, Cotterick's statemtn was reasonable IMHO.

and I assumed his final comment on 'society' was wrt the religious sect this couple were brought up in.

If you in some way feel agrieved about the german religious sect, then lets hear the debate.
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Nio I tihnk you over-reacted.

The couple were stupid, were in a religious sect and were German.
So in it's entirety, Cotterick's statemtn was reasonable IMHO.

and I assumed his final comment on 'society' was wrt the religious sect this couple were brought up in.

If you in some way feel agrieved about the german religious sect, then lets hear the debate.
Wouldn't you have taken it bad if it said "Stupid Religious Scots" ?

I didn't like his comment at all and that's how I feel.

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and I assumed his final comment on 'society' was wrt the religious sect this couple were brought up in.
Let's just hope so.
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Old 05-19-2004, 03:35 PM
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Wouldn't you have taken it bad if it said "Stupid Religious Scots" ?
I think you definately missed the point in my post.

If they were stupid religious Scots then I WOULD definately agree.
Nationality nor religion doesn't preclude stupidity.

Defending it is showing a narrow view of the strength of a nation, it's national pride and people. Do you think there are NO stupid Germans ?
So do you want to hide them away or call them something else ?

One attribute the Scots are loved for the world over is we aren't afraid to laugh at ourselves, point out the stupidity of things we do and especially our politicians. Shame that only the last part seems common with other folks
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I didn't like his comment at all and that's how I feel.
OK, but hitting with neg rep ? and doing it anonymously ??
Have the conviction to come here and point out the concern.

As a mod, I've PMed a few folks who've asked for posts to be removed/edited etc. and with one exception they were all resolved by me asking the person to consider the comment from another viewpoint.
If folks hit neg reps for misunderstandings then it makes the rep system pointless. If cotterick werwe to continue a tirade then I'd agree a rep point would be worthy. But one comment that is in fact TRUE ?????
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