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Old 07-23-2004, 11:03 AM
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Old 07-23-2004, 11:22 AM
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Old 07-23-2004, 11:30 AM
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Bullshit...

This extremely old video should not be on the internet anymore. I swear to god, whoever made this video is the biggest bottom feeder in the world.
I understand it is just for fun,
but the video demonstrates just how stupid or lazy a person can be.

First of all, he states that the United States has about 4600 more nuclear weapons than everyone else. This is false, mother Russia is currently the country with the most nuclear weapons. They are not good nuclear bombs, but they have a lot. Secondly, in the Chinese spa room, there is a ****ing JAPANESE flag in the middle. This one is self-explanitory. Another point to make is that countries like China and France do not capability to detect incoming ICBM's BEFORE re-entry.

As for the scenes with the western European countries, it is just a bunch of lame stereotypes that the creator made because he knows he is a bog-trotter. The Russian scene pissed me off quite a bit as well. The uniforms of the Russian military commanders are no where near what they look like in that 'video'. And their nuclear missiles do not look like those either. As for Israel, we do not know they have nuclear weapons yet so that is bullshit. As for Pakistan and India, they only have a few nuclear missiles that can reach the United States.

EDIT: READ THE BIG LETTERS BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING LIKE "It is just a joke".
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Old 07-23-2004, 11:37 AM
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I do believe that it is suppost to be a joke.
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Old 07-23-2004, 11:37 AM
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This extremely old video should not be on the internet anymore. I swear to god, whoever made this video is the biggest bottom feeder in the world. I understand it is just for fun, but the video demonstrates just how stupid or lazy a person can be.

First of all, he states that the United States has about 4600 more nuclear weapons than everyone else. This is false, mother Russia is currently the country with the most nuclear weapons. They are not good nuclear bombs, but they have a lot. Secondly, in the Chinese spa room, there is a ****ing JAPANESE flag in the middle. This one is self-explanitory. Another point to make is that countries like China and France do not capability to detect incoming ICBM's BEFORE re-entry.

As for the scenes with the western European countries, it is just a bunch of lame stereotypes that the creator made because he knows he is a bog-trotter. The Russian scene pissed me off quite a bit as well. The uniforms of the Russian military commanders are no where near what they look like in that 'video'. And their nuclear missiles do not look like those either. As for Israel, we do not know they have nuclear weapons yet so that is bullshit. As for Pakistan and India, they only have a few nuclear missiles that can reach the United States.
um... you do know it was supposed to be funny
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Old 07-23-2004, 12:03 PM
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This extremely old video should not be on the internet anymore. I swear to god, whoever made this video is the biggest bottom feeder in the world.
I understand it is just for fun,
but the video demonstrates just how stupid or lazy a person can be.

First of all, he states that the United States has about 4600 more nuclear weapons than everyone else. This is false, mother Russia is currently the country with the most nuclear weapons.
I'll stop you there if I can please, the rest of the analysis loses the place that it's a joke cartoon - the Russion guy is Stalin !!!

The rest may be because you're reading too many right-wing newspapers .....

First, it was a joke - an old one true.
So don't get too hung up

BUT, based on NRDCs 2002 figures ....
United States - 10,640
Russia - 8,600
People's Republic of China - 400
France - 350
United Kingdom - 200
India - 60-90
Pakistan - 24-48
From a high of 65,000 weapons in 1985, there were about 40,000 nuclear weapons in the world in 2002.

So it's not too far out.
and Russia is NOT the largest, by a LONG way.
But hell ownng ONE of these is bad

And hey the authors are Californians so presumably the schools are to blame for the rest
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Old 07-23-2004, 12:14 PM
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[QUOTE=d-quik]
As for Israel, we do not know they have nuclear weapons yet so that is bullshit. QUOTE]


i am on extremely slow dial up so i am not going to attempt and watch this.
but i assume u were joking with this comment ??
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Old 07-23-2004, 12:22 PM
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i assume u were joking with this comment ??
Not by a long shot. If they never said they had any, I believe them.
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Old 07-23-2004, 12:27 PM
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Not by a long shot. If they never said they had any, I believe them.


Do you read ANY newspapers, D-quik ??

The BIG question is WHY is Dimona not inspected by the International Atomic Energy Authority ??


And if Bush said there are WMD and they're aimed at the USA you believed him too I guess

Oh please, I need to stop this before I die laughing .....................
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Old 07-23-2004, 12:36 PM
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Yeah, I just read this article on BBC, I guess they do have nukes and they lie about it. I am assuming that it has not made into a big deal because they dont have the technology to deliver it very far?

"The BIG question is WHY is Dimona not inspected by the International Atomic Energy Authority"

EDIT: The reason why they are not being inspected is because Israel was not a country that signed the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty which prevents the spread and making of nuclear weapons.
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Old 07-23-2004, 12:55 PM
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"The BIG question is WHY is Dimona not inspected by the International Atomic Energy Authority"

EDIT: The reason why they are not being inspected is because Israel was not a country that signed the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty which prevents the spread and making of nuclear weapons.
Sorry d, that was a rhetorical question.

The real question should have been why do some governments in the world accept that Israel should be left to develop nuclear weapons and NOT sign the non-proliferation treaty ? No inspections, no limits, no control, no sense !!!!
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thanks Matra, the slow dial up prevents me from doing what u just did !
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Old 07-23-2004, 01:21 PM
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thanks Matra, the slow dial up prevents me from doing what u just did !
Sorry, Mish, I'd got complacent with high speed and big monitor and forgotten about the impact. At least this one's not as bad as the Prius pic I posted ( now corrected )
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Israel has had nuclear weapons since at least the early '70s. They were probably pretty close to using them in '73 before the war turned in their favor.

Well, they didn't sign the treaty, therefore they're not legally bound by it. So be it. You can't force a country to sign a treaty unless you go to war and defeat them. Besides, Israel having nukes doesn't make me nearly as uncomfortable as France having them does. Oh, ziiiiiiiing!
Yes that was a joke!

Yeah I've seen that animation before, but is still cracks me up every time.
"Holy sheet guys, ze missiles are coming, fire our sheet!"
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