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Old 09-13-2004, 10:35 AM
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Sampling of other car forums.

Some of these are really funny. My favorites are highlighted. Taken from nasioc.com, by SilverBoosted.

Mercedes Forum
- My wife and her ****** lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.


Civic Forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.


Monte Carlo Forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

VW Bug Forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini Forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata Forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe Forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero Forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series Forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac Forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean Forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord Forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo Forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?


Ferrari Forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche Forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn Forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar Forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini Forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper Forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 Forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.


Dodge Minivan Forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer Forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.


Fiat Forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX Forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy Pickup Forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty?"

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full. stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 Forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start
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Old 09-13-2004, 10:55 AM
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HAHA thats quite good
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Old 09-13-2004, 11:00 AM
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Impreza STI forums: Jesus why are my bollocks so itchy?
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:32 PM
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Quote:
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Toyota Echo Forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Fiat Forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Same threads in the Prius forums?

Funny list tho
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:55 PM
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That is so funny i love the mustang and civic one lol.
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Old 09-13-2004, 03:54 PM
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TVR Forums - How do you fix...
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:50 PM
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man those are classic!
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Old 09-13-2004, 06:00 PM
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Most good. + whatever it is Im giving out now.
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:54 PM
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Same threads in the Prius forums?

Funny list tho
take a look and see

da prius forum
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:11 PM
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ferrari forums - a bird just shat on my hood, should i buy new or used replacement?
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:38 PM
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Supra forums - help i bought an auto and just relised how soft that is.
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Old 09-14-2004, 07:59 AM
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These are actual quotes from an SVT forum. Somebody placed the link for a Supra vs Cobra...

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HAHA the Cobra let off just as the Supra was about to blow past him. But since he was in front, I guess it counts as a win. Thanks for the vid!
Ok what the hell was that? The Supra was going to win but he is such an SVT fan that he laughs at the Supras' "defeat" ??

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Thats a quick Supra
SVT fanboy but honest at the same time.

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The Supra got owned, 'nuff said. Cobra baby
Moron

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YOUR HONDA SUCKS AND YOU CANNOT SHIFT!!
This is some guy's signature.... wow.



It took me 5 mins to find all that... Imagine searching the forum for a while.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, great find, those quotes are very funny
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:54 PM
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SVT forum:

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God made crap. Honda made it move.
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Old 11-13-2004, 03:39 PM
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Prius Forums: Some punk kid on a Bicycle just blew me away.

Hummer Forums: So, what did you run over today?
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:09 PM
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Prius Forums: Someone please tell Karrmann to stop stalking my Prius!!
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