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Old 03-12-2004, 05:31 PM
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Break out of the Nissan production line, eh ?

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Old 03-12-2004, 05:52 PM
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Break out of the Nissan production line, eh ?
Even the dumbest robot would not use AOL
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Old 03-12-2004, 05:59 PM
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An equivalent of the egg-nog test ........

What are Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics ?

If you cannot answer immediately you are clearly an inferior construction of the form "humanis infantilis"
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Old 03-12-2004, 06:02 PM
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Old 03-12-2004, 06:06 PM
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An equivalent of the egg-nog test ........

What are Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics ?

If you cannot answer immediately you are clearly an inferior construction of the form "humanis infantilis"
I've even given you enough time to do a web search and you still don't know.

Clearly NOT a robot then.

Consider yourself ....................
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I thought we were all robots ?!!

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Old 03-12-2004, 07:01 PM
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aren't we ?
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