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Geiger Cars Christmas Hummer
Yep, it's there, it's useless and it's even worse than a standard Hummer: the one and only Geiger Cars Christmas Hummer. It has speakers that produce a total of 3.800 Watts, a 42" screen in the trunk, a fake fireplace, 320hp and a trailer with a snow scooter. And to make sure that the tough Hummer driver doesn't get scared in the dark, there are 250 LED's in it.
I kinda was missing some 30" useless and ugly rims but thankfully they chose for 'only' 22".
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Geiger Cars Christmas Hummer #2
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The amoutn of money used to make this car could have easily been directed to cleaning contaminated water in Asia or Africa, potentially saving thousands of lives.
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lol snow scooter.
Anybody know how many HP Santa adds? I guess 2,500
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I don't think there's any need to comment on this car...
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Wow... this is the ultimate form of penis compensation.
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Lmao.. now come on guys, you know this christmas regular parents will be buying xbox260's and PGR3 for their teens, so they can pretend to drive a ferarri, where as rich people will be buying their teens real ferraris, or in this case a weird red hummer with a snowmobile. The point is, rich people need rich toys.
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Holy crap that is scary.
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Clicking on this thread (big mistake) only confirmed my expectations for the car herein.
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Looks like Santa finally traded Rudolf in for something with climate control.
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Suppose that were a real fireplace.
Oops! Hot embers have gotten onto the carpet. Jolly flames rise to the sky. Children gather round to drink hot cocoa and sing Christmas carols. The Hummer burns to the ground. Merry Christmas. ![]()
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