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is this funny?
do yous think this joke is funny?
one there was a man hu hadnt ****ed his wife in a long time.... one day he came from work n he thought he saw his wife sleeping in bed, he slowly crept under the covers n sheets n he started 2 finger her, she moaned n squirmed in ecstacy, when he had finished he decided 2 go n brush his teeth, when he came in he saw the lite on n saw his wife shavin her legs, "what are you doin in here?!?" he asked her, she then said "sssshhhh" and then she pointed a finger to the bedroom and said "be quiet otherwise you'll wake up your mother"
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Yes. There is a thread of jokes here.
[url]http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=846[/url]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by crisis [/i]
[B]Yes. There is a thread of jokes here.
[url]http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=846[/url] [/B][/QUOTE] thanx 4 lettin me know
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by r34_296kw [/i]
[B]thanx 4 lettin me know [/B][/QUOTE]
how did you choose your user name
wait wait let me guess you banged you head off the keyboard a few times
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by baddabang [/i]
[B]how did you choose your user name
wait wait let me guess you banged you head off the keyboard a few times [/B][/QUOTE] nah ma dad used 2 have a r34 gt-r v spec which was 296kw....
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wow... ur dad usd 2 hav eh r34 it had 296kw... impressive
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by 16-4Veyron [/i]
[B]wow... ur dad usd 2 hav eh r34 it had 296kw... impressive [/B][/QUOTE] yep it cost him a fortune....well i actually pressured him 2 buy it jus so i cud use it myself but that didnt work out most of da time besides i was hoping to inherit it after he passd away but now im lookin forward to his xr6 turbo
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ya i love skylines to... like a GTR R-34 NUR
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by r34_296kw [/i][B]i was hoping to inherit it after he passd away but now im lookin forward to his xr6 turbo [/B][/QUOTE]
Is your father proud of what you think of him? :eek: Nice son, waiting for you to die so he can have your car... I hope he lives a long life, and then the dog inherits his XR6. :mad:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Egg Nog [/i]
[B]Is your father proud of what you think of him? :eek: Nice son, waiting for you to die so he can have your car... I hope he lives a long life, and then the dog inherits his XR6. :mad: [/B][/QUOTE] its not only the car its actually his 5 garment factories he runs in fiji and 2 in australia and this 4 storey building he has in suva, fiji and his $300,000+ life insurance...im not money hungry i luv my father to bits but lets just say we dont get along now...besides even my grand parents have named everything to me in their will, a 5 hectare piece if land and a 3 hectare piece of land, a double storey 6 bedroom house and 2 cars...im such a lucky bastard :D
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by r34_296kw [/i]
[B]its not only the car its actually his 5 garment factories he runs in fiji and 2 in australia and this 4 storey building he has in suva, fiji and his $300,000+ life insurance...im not money hungry i luv my father to bits but lets just say we dont get along now...besides even my grand parents have named everything to me in their will, a 5 hectare piece if land and a 3 hectare piece of land, a double storey 6 bedroom house and 2 cars...im such a lucky bastard :D [/B][/QUOTE]
man you r strange :p waiting for you r parents to pass out so you could have everything :D :p :D :p go work and see the meaning of mony ;)
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by white devil [/i]
[B]man you r strange :p waiting for you r parents to pass out so you could have everything :D :p :D :p go work and see the meaning of mony ;) [/B][/QUOTE] i do work....at mcdonalds :o
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all im going to say is ...
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[QUOTE=whiteballz]all im going to say is ...[/QUOTE]
Whats wrong with working at McDonalds? i did for a full 3 shifts...the manger was a wanker i wasnt getting payed engough to put up with his shit and i quit before i assaulted him with my mop....i had it planned too i was gonna say figure 8 that (after i broke it over his head...) only job i ever quit too!