an obtuse triangle goes to a bar and gets totally wasted. So his friend the equilateral triangle says "I'll be the designated driver, you're a bit tipsy to one side"
Get it? :D
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an obtuse triangle goes to a bar and gets totally wasted. So his friend the equilateral triangle says "I'll be the designated driver, you're a bit tipsy to one side"
Get it? :D
[QUOTE=kingofthering]an obtuse triangle goes to a bar and gets totally wasted. So his friend the equilateral triangle says "I'll be the designated driver, you're a bit tipsy to one side"
Get it? :D[/QUOTE]
wooooooow... that a good one.
I have a better one though...
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
omg omg omg omg this one is gold
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
:p
This one is just sad :(
New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
[QUOTE=kingofthering]an obtuse triangle goes to a bar and gets totally wasted. So his friend the equilateral triangle says "I'll be the designated driver, you're a bit tipsy to one side"
Get it? :D[/QUOTE]
lol...