how many f*cking cousins do you need?
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how many f*cking cousins do you need?
[quote=whiteballz;901712]how many f*cking cousins do you need?[/quote]
Thankfully the others aren't old enough yet for my friends to steal them. I've got 3 female cousins left, the oldest one being 14.
Family parties are epic though since I can pretty much booze with my friends, and my gf is also a friend of my cousin (the brunette one).
its starting to sound very Spaceballz now... :D
[quote=cargirl1990;901719]its starting to sound very Spaceballz now... :D[/quote]
Haha, quite.
As long as none of my friends get their hands on my sister everything is fine. And god knows they tried.
As well as a bunch of members on here.
[quote=fisetdavid26;901726]Haha, quite.
As long as none of my friends get their hands on my sister everything is fine. And god knows they tried.
As well as a bunch of members on here.[/quote]
Come Ba-a-ack!
Tried!?
[quote=f6fhellcat13;901732]Tried!?[/quote]
They got turned down. Severly.
^ ouch.... heads up guys for those who see a nice young lady and want to take her out on a date, no cheezy pickups.
Works plenty well on chicks in clubs? lol. Might not for an intelectual.
A friend used to point at my car in the parking lot and pick up by saying it was his. Drunk chicks ftmfw in his words.
what kind of friend is that?
If he picks up, he picks up. Plus its shit funny when he realises its a fourty year old.
[quote=whiteballz;901750]Works plenty well on chicks in clubs? lol. Might not for an intelectual.
A friend used to point at my car in the parking lot and pick up by saying it was his. Drunk chicks ftmfw in his words.[/quote]
Not really, they tend to feel sick and possibly end up throwing up.
Chloroform does a much better job. They are as flaccid as if they were drunk except there are no risks of getting a puke-soaked bed.
And they are very quiet, they'll agree to do anything.
[quote=whiteballz;901757]If he picks up, he picks up. Plus its shit funny when he realises its a fourty year old.[/quote]
Cougars ftw.
I've got friends who hunt cougars down in bars on mother's day every year.
thats what he gets for claiming your car as his. i'd like that if i had a friend like that getting a forty year old. served 'em right, i guess. and thats another reason why i don't get drunk and go to clubs and what not.
*shrugs* different strokes they say.
And I don't see why he cant pick up a drunk lass - Just because shes drunk doesn't mean its taking advantage.
*edit* mr frenchie - THE best game is trying to make everyone in the car sick before they get home. Being the DD rocks socks.
[quote=fisetdavid26;901709] the same a**hole who's dating my cousin.[/IMG][/quote]
he kind of looks like borat and sideshow bob had sex.