[QUOTE=fisetdavid26;833428]What the f***.[/QUOTE]
it´s an old meme, like "ate my balls" sites... you make up an epic story and at the climax you cue the fresh prince.
to this day people make mormon spiritual aid chats go crazy with that.
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[QUOTE=fisetdavid26;833428]What the f***.[/QUOTE]
it´s an old meme, like "ate my balls" sites... you make up an epic story and at the climax you cue the fresh prince.
to this day people make mormon spiritual aid chats go crazy with that.
What you need is a pig farm... [monologue from Snatch]
It's too early and I can't be bothered finding it anywhere.
[quote=pimento;833447]What you need is a pig farm... [monologue from Snatch]
It's too early and I can't be bothered finding it anywhere.[/quote]
"You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
That's the one. It's good advice, it's pretty amazing to watch actually..
Uh.. apparently..
I approve your choice of sidearm....
edit: 1911th post....how fitting...
Do a barrel roll
[QUOTE=baddabang;833422]
I finally get home and go straight to my boss who can probably clean this whole mess up. I explained it to him and then went home. I pulled into the driveway at the same time as my mom and I was still pretty shaken up by what happened. She could tell something was up and I started to explain the whole story. My mom got scared and said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror, if anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.[/QUOTE]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa, you're a prince?
[QUOTE=baddabang;833449]"You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".[/QUOTE]
jajajaja I saw that movie today
[QUOTE=pimento;833447]What you need is a pig farm... [monologue from Snatch]
It's too early and I can't be bothered finding it anywhere.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicpigfarmingnew2.png[/IMG]
You had me up to, " I deceide the best thing to do is floor it."
[QUOTE=fisetdavid26;833440]I alerted the NY authorities and gave them your Cobalt's license plate number (that I happen to have in my pictures folder).
Patrick Wilkins.[/QUOTE]I have his address.
[QUOTE=f6fhellcat13;833441]tell them he's a negro for added fun[/QUOTE]The lulz keep comin', kids!!!
[QUOTE=pimento;833450]That's the one. It's good advice, it's pretty amazing to watch actually..
Uh.. apparently..[/QUOTE]Creepy post is creepy.
[QUOTE=Zytek_Fan;833485][IMG]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicpigfarmingnew2.png[IMG][/QUOTE]C&H = epic win.
HEY CMON ur a new yorker u'll figure this **** out :P
Wow. Ya moron, he's probably alive and totally saw your license plate. You had your solution under the seat and you blew it. Have fun playing prostate pool in prison!
alternately
That was me you asshole! Now I know where you live. I hope you lock your windows at night, 'cause I'm sending [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deebo"]Deebo[/URL] to come break your legs, foo!
personally I think the first one works better. The second is a little cliche.
LOL Deebo. Silly negro.
Lol nigras. silly deebo